It's important to have morals and reasons for those morals. It's also preferential to practice what you preach. However, morality makes many complaints selfish, and many requests unreasonable. Don't you ever wish you could just disregard that for the sake of selfishness? Now is your time. Be unfair! Be a hypocrite! Be insensitive! Take more than you have any right to take!
If you're not sure what I mean, let me give you some examples:
See? Totally unfair. But I'm not trying to be fair, and that's what makes it fun! Go ahead, you give a shot. Embrace the evil.
If you're not sure what I mean, let me give you some examples:
Don't you wish corporations would quit copyright claiming your favorite youtube videos? Don't you wish youtube would grow some guts and say "no" when asked to take them down? Yes, I did just imply that youtube is gutless just because they don't want to break the law.
Shut down Fox News. Most of us don't agree with them and they lie all the time, so just disregard their rights and shut them down anyway. I'm saying give everybody else free speech, except for them.
"Share the road?" No bicyclists, I don't think I shall.
Let's try breeding humans with other mammals, just to see what happens. C'mon, deep down you know you're curious!
Don't you ever wish you could take the food off of a random tray that the waitress was bringing to someone else? It always looks so much more delicious than whatever you ordered.
If you buy a game or console, and the company releases a better version of it later, they should give you the better version free of charge.
That nickle you found on the street should totally be enough to buy some candy.
Shut down Fox News. Most of us don't agree with them and they lie all the time, so just disregard their rights and shut them down anyway. I'm saying give everybody else free speech, except for them.
"Share the road?" No bicyclists, I don't think I shall.
Let's try breeding humans with other mammals, just to see what happens. C'mon, deep down you know you're curious!
Don't you ever wish you could take the food off of a random tray that the waitress was bringing to someone else? It always looks so much more delicious than whatever you ordered.
If you buy a game or console, and the company releases a better version of it later, they should give you the better version free of charge.
That nickle you found on the street should totally be enough to buy some candy.
