Lil devils x said:
More likely paid for by women who do not want beard burn or bacteria from being intimate with their partners. I don't see a need to fund anti beard studies myself though, I just would never date someone with a beard instead. Coming from a people who do not even grow beards or body hair for that matter, I have always been inclined to be repulsed by them. So luckily my would be hairy Ragnar looking Viking man shaves everything as to not frighten me running away in terror at the site of his hairy barbarianness.
the poor fella... not only is he held prisoner, but you've had him shaven bare like a naked mole rat all this time!
anyway, maybe some of these beardy folk might just like to encourage biodiversity on a microcosmic scale. and are willing to sacrifice whatever attractiveness they had to do so; it's all a matter of perspective
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are you telling me that the sight of a wild, majestic Brian Blessed:
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...isn't a thing of amorous wonder? just imagine the number of civilizations who've risen and fell beneath those tumultuous tendrils of protective fluff! what religions did they form? what culture they created?