BEARDOFF!!!

[oppp7]

I've recently moved into a college dorm for the semester, and came to realize a few things. 1. Not everyone plays video games here, and 2. the floor I'm on is reserved for what is essentially a frat house (we've decided to name the floor the "f*ck-up floor"). I tried not to care and let them drink and party, but a few days ago the old resident from last year came in to see the room. He said that the previousyear they had put blacklights in instead of the real ones, spray painted the walls, and kept a pet alligator in the closet (my room mate heard that was true). So, to top them I've decided to attempt a beardoff.

Essentially I'm going to grow my beard as long as it can before the end of the second semester, shave it off, assemble it with tape, and hang it on the wall. Does anyone support this/have a better idea?

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Um... rock on!

Go ZZtop on their asses. Might not be the smartest thing I have ever heard, but sure sounds awesome.

 

[KaiRai]

Buy a komodo dragon and set it loose in his room.

Well worth the thousands of dollars you'll have to spend on it. Especially if it savages a limb or 3.

 

[Kiutu]

Ew....
Dont show it to girls.

 

[El Poncho]

Release a plague of rats. The next thing you know there will be jousting and rubbish getting thrown out of the window.

 

[Pandalisk]

forget that get a pet Shark!

 

[Aunel]

awesome.

get a alligator, and tape the beard to it, call it the "beardigator"

 

[Kajt]

Essentially I'm going to grow my beard as long as it can before the end of the second semester, shave it off, assemble it with tape, and hang it on the wall. Does anyone support this/have a better idea?

Go for it. And make sure to take a picture of it and post it.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Release a plague of rats. The next thing you know there will be jousting and rubbish getting thrown out of the window.

No. Rats. On the back of cats, instead! (Cookie for reference)

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

Get a pet duck?

 

[oppp7]

Essentially I'm going to grow my beard as long as it can before the end of the second semester, shave it off, assemble it with tape, and hang it on the wall. Does anyone support this/have a better idea?

Go for it. And make sure to take a picture of it and post it.

Problem is it will take until May or so.

 

[Jedamethis]

awesome.

get a alligator, and tape the beard to it, call it the "beardigator"

Sir, I tip my hat to you. You may have just won the Internets

 

[Kajt]

Essentially I'm going to grow my beard as long as it can before the end of the second semester, shave it off, assemble it with tape, and hang it on the wall. Does anyone support this/have a better idea?

Go for it. And make sure to take a picture of it and post it.

Problem is it will take until May or so.

We're gamers. We got time.

 

[Proteus214]

A beard off? Really? I went to a tech school where freshmen would come in with eight inch beards and waist-length greasy hair.

 

[Get Jiggy]

Release a plague of rats. The next thing you know there will be jousting and rubbish getting thrown out of the window.

No. Rats. On the back of cats, instead! (Cookie for reference)

Is it Bill Bailey? I remember him saying something similar.

 

[Bigeyez]

Um...can I ask why? Maybe my college is just wierd but I've never heard of anyone doing that. What exactly is the point of growing your beard just to shave it and stick it to your dorms hallway?

 

[oppp7]

Um...can I ask why? Maybe my college is just wierd but I've never heard of anyone doing that. What exactly is the point of growing your beard just to shave it and stick it to your dorms hallway?

Just because it's weird. I don't drink/party so I have to do something to top a pet alligator.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Release a plague of rats. The next thing you know there will be jousting and rubbish getting thrown out of the window.

No. Rats. On the back of cats, instead! (Cookie for reference)

Is it Bill Bailey? I remember him saying something similar.

You are right, my good man.

Spoiler: You deserve this.

And it was him on feeling guilty over eating chicken.

 

[Bludge]

Bah, i thought this was gonna be some kinda of "best beard" thread.

I R Dissapoint.

 

[Some_Jackass]

Bah, i thought this was gonna be some kinda of "best beard" thread.

I R Dissapoint.

Im disappointed too. I was all set to out beard some fools...


My college had Mustache May, where we'd sport our best mustcahes for all of 2 weeks before leaving...