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Sonicron

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Excellent. I expect pictures of the glorious beard once it's... matured.
 

similar.squirrel

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Tape all their cellphones to the ceiling and call them surreptitiously.
Watch the confusion and snigger.
That's only a small prank, but it's priceless.
 

DazZ.

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oppp7 said:
Bigeyez said:
Um...can I ask why? Maybe my college is just wierd but I've never heard of anyone doing that. What exactly is the point of growing your beard just to shave it and stick it to your dorms hallway?
Just because it's weird. I don't drink/party so I have to do something to top a pet alligator.
but... that doesn't even come close to topping a pet alligator.
 

JWAN

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KaiRai said:
Buy a komodo dragon and set it loose in his room.

Well worth the thousands of dollars you'll have to spend on it. Especially if it savages a limb or 3.
This^
lol, I thought of the same fucking thing
 

AvsJoe

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Jedamethis said:
Aunel said:
awesome.

get a alligator, and tape the beard to it, call it the "beardigator"
Sir, I tip my hat to you. You may have just won the Internets
He won? What was the final score? I turned off the game when it was 17-7 in favour of the Internets with 3 minutes to go.
 

oppp7

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D4zZ said:
oppp7 said:
Bigeyez said:
Um...can I ask why? Maybe my college is just wierd but I've never heard of anyone doing that. What exactly is the point of growing your beard just to shave it and stick it to your dorms hallway?
Just because it's weird. I don't drink/party so I have to do something to top a pet alligator.
but... that doesn't even come close to topping a pet alligator.
...Yes it does. Shut up! :)
 

RemoteControlRox

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A pet alligator.
In the closet.
In a college dorm.
Uh-huh. I'm thinking if this was ever true and not total crap, it was a teeny little baby gator.

But overall, I think it's just a flat-out lie, possibly a joke that someone overheard which eventually became a rumor.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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When I read "BEARDOFF" I thought there would be a beard competition of some sort...I'm a little dissapointed, anyway wall-beard doesn't sound like a great idea...I mean it would be kinda gross after awhile.
 

busterkeatonrules

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I think you're on to something here. Growing a beard for the sole purpose of taping it to the wall may come across as a bit tamer than actually keeping a dangerous animal in a closet, but in terms of sheer genius and surrealism, it's a hands - down winner!

If I may make a suggestion, though: Consider using heavy - duty glue instead of tape! Chances are, the harder your beard is to remove from the wall, the more it will be talked about!

(That is, of course, assuming you're not planning on removing it yourself...)
 

Dr Ravage

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poncho14 said:
No. Rats. On the back of cats, instead! (Cookie for reference)
Bill Bailey

Funnily enough I was watching it today ;)


EDIT: Damn, beaten to it. No cookie for me
 

Odude

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Aunel said:
awesome.

get a alligator, and tape the beard to it, call it the "beardigator"
Listen to this man, for his words are the embodiment of perfection.

Help wanted to make this thread epic
I have no clue how to use photoshop. Someone needs to shop this beard*
onto a picture of an alligator. BEARDIGATOR!

*or any beard of equal hilarity.
 

timmytom1

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Aunel said:
awesome.

get a alligator, and tape the beard to it, call it the "beardigator"
This has to be the single greatest idea i`ve ever heard ,you win the internets,forever XD
 

Aunel

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timmytom1 said:
Aunel said:
awesome.

get a alligator, and tape the beard to it, call it the "beardigator"
This has to be the single greatest idea i`ve ever heard ,you win the internets,forever XD
wow, I am getting a lot of praise for that post :D
self esteem is fixed again :)