Beat up a video game: a thread game

[zombiejoe]

NOTE: This is an experiment that I am testing out. So please don't flag me or anything, if I am doing something wrong please just tell me, and I will listen.

In this game, you will pick any video game character you hate, and describe how you would beat them up. Don't try to kill the person, just do something painfully funny. I will rate them depending if I THINK IT'S FUNNY.
EX: I would grab Gordon Freeman and slap him in the face with a fish. (IDK, just a random example.)

Try to be creative and don't take any score I give to seriosly/

And please don't just say a bunch of hatful comments like "This is so dumb"

OK, START

 

[Baby Eater]

go to thread game area mate. sounds like a good idea and i might join in when its moved

edit: woops it got moved mid post

 

[Alex_P]

Forum game.

-- Alex

 

[Jamis]

M'aiq the Liar. Take that you liing prick!

 

[Baby Eater]

id beat up master chief (yes i said it burn my house) by getting grenades and launching a warthog at him. hed survive it maybe

 

[zombiejoe]

id beat up master chief (yes i said it burn my house) by getting grenades and launching a warthog at him. hed survive it maybe

2/5

 

[Sassafrass]

I'd beat Sticky (from Fallout 3) by hitting him in the face with a rolling pin then as he chases me, I would cripple his legs then laugh at him as he slowly chases me around. Every now and again I would punch him in the face and nuts until I get bored and leave.

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd beat Sticky (from Fallout 3) by hitting him in the face with a rolling pin then as he chases me, I would cripple his legs then laugh at him as he slowly chases me around. Every now and again I would punch him in the face and nuts until I get bored and leave.

2.75/5

 

[Gariom]

Steve (Resident Evil Code: Veronica X) - I'd punch him the face then send him out to fight Tyrant instead of me. He might survive, I didn't kill him though.

 

[Logic 0]

I'd beat up sephiroth (Final fantasy 7) ,I'd get him with a straightjacket and some anti-crazy meds.

 

[zombiejoe]

Steve (Resident Evil Code: Veronica X) - I'd punch him the face then send him out to fight Tyrant instead of me. He might survive, I didn't kill him though.

3/5

 

[zombiejoe]

I'd beat up sephiroth (Final fantasy 7) ,I'd get him with a straightjacket and some anti-crazy meds.

3/5

 

[kijo98]

Kirby
I would shove his star down his mouth eat him then crap him out like he does everyone else

 

[Aqualung]

Doctor Mario. I'd fill his mouth with cyanide pills in his sleep, wrap a thin string around his neck, and wake him by choking him, causing him to bite down, and.. Well, even he's not going to be able to fix that.

 

[zombiejoe]

Isaac Clarke. I'd CUT OFF HIS LIMBS
[sub]See how he likes it.[/sub]

3.5/5

 

[zombiejoe]

Doctor Mario. I'd fill his mouth with cyanide pills in his sleep, wrap a thin string around his neck, and wake him by choking him, causing him to bite down, and.. Well, even he's not going to be able to fix that.

dark/5

 

[zombiejoe]

Kirby
I would shove his star down his mouth eat him then crap him out like he does everyone else

3.25/5

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

Id kill that blind lady from Fable by throwing my dog at her, after I set it on fire.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I'd beat up Aeris by smacking her with a Pheonix Down, while yelling "Why. *SMACK* Can't. *SMACK* You. *SMACK* Just. *SMACK* USE THE PHEONIX DOWN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?"