Beating around the bush

[domble]

How many Euphemisms can you think of for genital names without swearing?
I'll give a few to get the ball rolling:

The Velvet Tardis
The Spam Keyhole
The Cheesey Toolbox
The Fleshy Doorknob
The Greasy Spanner
The Meaty Trojan
The Purple Firehose
The Bald Starfish

 

[Cargando]

Manhole
Back door
Rear exit
Dirt track
A River Runs Through It

All mean the same thing.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Velvet Underground

That's all I got.

 

[Omikron009]

The Ham Wallet. Ummm....what else. Anything from that song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. You know.

 

[Cargando]

Hold on, we used to spend hours doing this, walking round the place.

Copper rod
Horizontal traffic sign
Surprising doorknob
Window latch

The more obscure the better in my opinion.

 

[Subzerowings]

Meat rod
Purple club
Richard

This is kinda hard.

 

[Proteus214]

Spam sandwich.

 

[domble]

lol yeah F.U.C.K is where i got the title

 

[Kasawd]

Ventilation shaft

 

[Deleted]

Yoo-hoo is the one I use for vajay-jay.
Rod A into Slot B
Badonkadonk for breasts, vagina, and penis depending on context. Its an all purpose term.

 

[Mozared]

The Ham Wallet. Ummm....what else. Anything from that song Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. You know.

Whoopee stick, oyster ditch, cranny axe, gut locker, pudding hatch, boink swatter... Couple of good ones in there, aye.

Also, one-eyed monster/bandit or 'the salami'.

I'm not the person to answer such a question though - a friend of mine is nicknamed the 'master of innuendo' and he'd easily triple your current list.

 

[domble]

I'm not the person to answer such a question though - a friend of mine is nicknamed the 'master of innuendo' and he'd easily triple your current list.

I like him already, we might even talk before we're arrested for public indecency

 

[LRT]

Bearded Rainbow
Whispering eye
Miracle Worker
One eyed worm