Behold the Xenomorphocycle!

[dosp5]

Now you can terrify children where ever you go! Any animal that gets hit by that is toast.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

he wins at some part of life.
ironically, he's probably going to die sooner...

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only thing missing is a Predacycle so the two can go head to head in some race! I bet some fanfic a Predator did turn one into a motocycle.
God I would love to see a it being use to scare some kid. Imagine the kid running in terror with the motocycle charging at them (not to run them over).

 

[Callex]

It's actually the best of both worlds: Look at the dreads and mandibles; that's a predalien!

 

[Gustavo S. Buschle]

I tought this thread had something to do with xenophobia. Try saying that fast while drunk.

 

[GothmogII]

i want a predator bike and a lance now. ^^

or a spear, a predator bike and a predator spear!

it somehow reminds me of metalocalypse, you know the show where everyone around those metalheads dies..

Interestingly enough, that bike seems to have Predalien traits, mainly as shown in the facial claws and head crest which regular aliens don't have. Awesome bike.

 

[zerobudgetgamer]

Now make one of a bad-ass dragon, and you can have all the money I'll ever make ever.

 

[Con Carne]

That is an awesome bike that would only leave my house....maybe once a year....maybe.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Imagine all the people you could scare the shit out of with this bike.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Word cannot describe the awesome. Of both this man and this bike. It's just... awesome. And I'm not even a big fan of the Alien series or motorcycles. But I have to give credit where it's due. And it is most certainly due here.

 

[Casual Shinji]

That's a lot of hard work for something that ultimately looks pretty silly.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Damn, I almost want kids just so that I could pick them up from day-care in that thing.

 

[FalloutJack]

That is very nice. I...can't support the idea of it being regularly driven, as it might scare the fuck out of people.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Does it have an extended jaw-mouth thing. That would be awesome. Wish I knew how to drive a motorbike.

 

[Anchupom]

Technically that isn't a xenomorph bike, it's a yautja-xenomorph hybrid bike.

Spoiler: Sidenote

Which raises some interesting questions about Xenomorphs - do they take characteristics from their all host species? Are the Xenomorphs we see in the Alien films a poor, average, or above-average variation on their species? Are they specifically adapted to parasitically grow in then hunt humans? What do "regualar" xenomorphs look like? The list goes on.

 

[Anchupom]

Does it have an extended jaw-mouth thing. That would be awesome. Wish I knew how to drive a motorbike.

It should be the headlight... That would be seven shades of amazing.