Bender Bending Rodriguez

[aww yea]

"and its all everybody elses fault!" *angry looks*

 

[ElephantGuts]

"It's that guy you are!"

That wasn't him but it's still funny.

Too many of his to choose from.

 

[Ranooth]

"Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two."

"Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics..."

"Leela save me! And my Banjo! And Fry! And yourself I guess!"

"I don't recall ever fighting Godzilla, but that is so what i would have done!"

 

[Curtmiester]

"Bender be quiet!"
"NO YOU SHUT UP!"

 

[ExodusinFlames]

Planet Express Ship: I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.
Bender: Okay, I like a challenge.

 

[Jharry5]

'I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer...' *looks out into the distance* (The look on his face creases me up every time). Bender has some great lines, but this is my favourite.


My favourite character from Futurama is still Fry, though.

 

[Julianking93]

Hey sexy mamma, wanna kill all humans?

 

[Geamo]

"I mean, being a robot's great but we don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad"

And the enesemble of (paraphrased);
- "I'm 30% Iron!"
- "40% Titanium!"
- "40% Zinc!"
- "40% Dolomite, baby!"
- "40% Iron"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Fry- Why does a robot need to drink beer?
Bender- Alcohol is my fuel. Without it I rust.
Fry-What about the cigars?
Bender-They make me look cool.

"have you ever considered just turning off the t.v, sitting down with your kids... and hitting them?".

This.

 

[PirateKing]

This was an exchange between Fry and Bender.

Fry: Bender was struck down in the prime of life, by a semi truck being driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Bender: Aw, you remembered my favorite cause of death.

 

[PirateKing]

Since they've all been covered by now, I'll just go with the Professor's best line;

"YOUR GRANNY CAN GO TO HELL."

"Good news everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news."

 

[randommaster]

It's been said, but "You're gonna have to make a metaphorical deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorical, I mean get your coat."

Also, not from Bender himself, but the line at the end of his What If machine sequence"You've seen it, you can't unse it!"

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Bender is amazing - John DiMaggio is one of my favourite voice actors

He also voices Marcus Phoenix in Gears of War

My favourite quote would haaaave to beeee...

I guess a robot'd have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer..

 

[MrMisfit]

I can't stay mad at what is essentially me. I love me.
I never meant to hurt anyone...or help anyone.

 

[scaryt]

I think I may have hurt someone... I hope it was one of my enemies, those guys suck.