Best Accidental Funny

[Kushin]

Everyone knows the kind of situation I mean. You're going about your business and, out of the blue, a totally unexpected burst of humor invigorates your day. It can come from any source, as long as it is accidental.

Mine was in Physics class. I'm sat trying to catch up with notes after running an errand for the teacher when he asks 'Can anyone tell me what k equals?'

What I didn't know was that he was asking for a figure, so I answered what I've been brainwashed/taught to say, 'Boltzmann's Constant', without looking up at the board. Cue laughter from the rest of the class as the teacher facepalms.

Small funny but it made my day.

What about you guys?

 

[delet]

History class. The teacher was showing us a political cartoon of George W Bush. He had elongated ears, and appeared short. I offered to my friend "He looks like an elf." He says "No, he looks like a monkey." So we go back and forth till I decide to put the words together. I then declared that George Bush was a 'Melf' ... I had forgotten how close that sounds to MILF. Oh, the lulz...

 

[Valkyira]

Some random guy walked into my class and sat down. Everyone was quiet and staring at him when all of a sudden he looked around and shouted "this isn't my fucking class!". He then just strolled out and everyone cracked up. That was vaguely amusing.

 

[Jedamethis]

Some random guy walked into my class and sat down. Everyone was quiet and staring at him when all of a sudden he looked around and shouted "this isn't my fucking class!". He then just strolled out and everyone cracked up. That was vaguely amusing.

I did that once, it was fun

 

[Hitman 43]

Once in Biology a guy used the word "orgasm" instead of "organism". Kinda funny. In fact, the other biology teacher pointed this out on the first day to the other class.

Another time, the same guy almost broke a projector. Fortunelty, he caught it before any damage was done. The look on his face the way he looked at the teacher was priceless. He looked as if she was going to shoot him. Seriously. You had to be there.

 

[Wakefield]

When me and my friends hang out we always buy a case of Pepsi Max. When we want one we turn to the nearest person and say "Maximize me!" and get handed a Pepsi.

Well I don't really like Pepsi Max so I bought I case of Mountain Dew. I then said "Dew me!"...everyone was silent for a few seconds, then we broke out laughing.

 

[Baldry]

2 or 3 days ago my math teacher flips cause some one was having a drink of water and hit the fan and the cage flew off on to someones table. Well we behaved the rest of the lesson.

 

[sagonas123]

I was in class when all of a sudden a kid walks in and sits down, and we had a sub. She just stared at him for like 5 minutes then finally said "Who are you?" He goes: "Um... my names... Derek *insert last name*" Then she looked at the attendence and she says "Derek *whatshisname* is already here..." Then the kid looked across the room and Derek was sitting there. He got up and ran out of the classroom. Funniest shit ever.

 

[El Poncho]

My english teacher was talking about roman polanski's film pianist or get your pienist out or something well when she said that out loud a sudden burst of laughted came.

 

[AceDefective]

History class were talking about renisance art and listed off the artists suddenly a kid from the back of the class screams the enire TMNT theme song ending it with the lines "I love bein a, i love bein a, i love bein a TURTLE!" The teacher was just like WTF?

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

Me and a friend were looking at a Mosin Nagat.
I say "Cool. First time seeing one of those"
He turns and tells me "I've seen that gun before"
I completly mis-understood him, and yelled "YOU WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH THE GUN, WHAT?"

I fail to see the humor in that scenario.