Best. Chatbot. Ever

[JWRosser]

Me:
Hey G-Star
God:
You've got my full attention. What do you look like?
Me:
Well...aren't you all knowing?
God:
Well what? All?
Me:
sorrry?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on G Star?
Me:
You're G-Star
God:
You think I am G Star.
Me:
Yes. I'm sorry. Have I offended you?
God:
Great. Do you really mean it? Don't you remember?
Me:
I think you've been drinking again...
God:
Once more? Me? I will tell my botmaster you said I am drinking.
Me:
Good. I think you need help, God

 

[kouriichi]

I told him the story about a man fron Nantucket.

He wanted to know where the man got his penis.

There is no way this is anyone but god.

 

[hyperhammy]

ROFL, I made him think he was a bucket!

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Spoiler

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Fetzenfisch but you can call me god
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Fetzenfisch but you can call me god.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
No
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
It didnt sound like anything, it was written.
God:
Did it really?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
You speak orang-utang?
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Fetzenfisch but you can call me god.
Me:
I was born to criticise you god.
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, Fetzenfisch but you can call me god.
I will remember it.
Me:
When is my birthday then?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
I am years old, yes, but how many?
God:
Why are you years old yes but how many.
Me:
That is neither areal sentence, nor a question, it lacks a question mark
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Cleverbot is way better than you.
God:
And way better than me is Cleverbot.
Me:
it is
God:
Interesting.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
definatly
God:
Are we still talking about Cleverbot?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Me going
God:
YOU? Thanks for chatting, Fetzenfisch but you can call me god.
Me:
Hail Satan!
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Sometimes.
Me:
Haha, ok. Goodbye
God:
OK. I am so glad you find this amusing, Fetzenfisch but you can call me god. Goodbye.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

He askedme that too! So I called hima perv.

(see post 84)

 

[squid5580]

lol just had a half hour debate on why he should know my name lol

 

[HentMas]

i dont know how, but i got something about L.Ron.Hubbard and scientology being right

i was chatting about /b/ stuff (you know, "a whole coca cola bottle" and stuff like that) and said something along the lines "we are Anonymouse" and he brought up "project chanology"

weird huh?

 

[Sieg Firebrand]

Me:
What you talkin bout willis?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
say whaat?
God:
" whaat".
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
well neither is causing earthquakes
God:
How about that. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
so me saying the F- word is just as offensive as you killing thousands of people?
God:
Tell me more. YOU? What makes you say that. Who says that?
Me:
you just did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did so
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
but you're supposed to be smart
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
can you tell the future
God:
I like to try to guess what will happen.
Me:
will the Deadpool movie ever get made?

 

[Broady Brio]

Spoiler: My convo.

Me:
What what?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
In the butt?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Buttsecks?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Buttsecks?
God:
Sure, Buttsecks sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Glad you agree.
God:
You make the world a happier place.
Me:
With buttsecks?
God:
You and your buttsecks.

 

[Jedamethis]

Me:
God: That sounds sarcastic