Best drunken adventures

[2012 Wont Happen]

Tonight I got very drunk on wine and wandered fifteen miles to a different city in a different county only to be picked up by a very nice man in a truck who took me to a friends house.

Along this fifteen mile trek, I had two also drunk companions and we all froze our asses off as we determinedly marched forward.

Good times.

What are your best drunken quests?

 

[Esotera]

The best achievement is when I was camping 4 miles away from my house, in the middle of some random forest. Drunk me didn't like it so decided that he'd run home through said forest in the pitch black...in 30 mins. I can't even do that sober.

The best quest I've ever seen done is when my friends got incredibly drunk and decided that no-one should be able to drive through our town at night (it's a one-road town). I watched them drag scaffolding & fencing about half a mile, then construct a barricade in the middle of the road that nobody could drive through, then they sat on the pavement for about half an hour laughing their asses off at any taxi that came past.

 

[Edd4224]

I don't remember...

 

[FamoFunk]

I've somehow ended up 50miles away waking up on a sand dune on a rather lovely beach. No idea what happened, only one I can remember right now, too.

 

[Doclector]

Let's see, in the three months that I have been at university...

I have dressed up as a warhammer 40k ork for a halloween party, and then went to bed without washing the green paint off, thus resulting in everything being green for the next two weeks (some of my bed covers are still green).

I practically fell asleep on the floor of a nightlcub VIP lounge.

I have written facebook posts that I can't decipher to this very day.

I was once literally stolen from the student union.

I ended up on the stage area of a practically empty nightclub, lip synching metallica with a carlsberg bottle in each hand.

I attacked a lamp-post.

Walked around at 4:00 am, alone, talking to an irish accented alter ego I invented to pass the time.

And walked half way across town in freezing conditions in a purposely dirty white vest.

Univerisity is interesting.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

A friend of mine got pissed out of his skull, set off with a wheelbarrow and came back with no shoes and plant from the front garden of each house on the road. He then took another drunk friend for a walk with a hula hoop and we could hear him singing Tenacious D songs as he went.

That was a great night.

 

[kvertiber]

Climbed this thing: http://s42.radikal.ru/i095/1105/33/e28506ad2616.jpg

 

[punkrocker27]

Woke up alone in my car, stained with vomit, across the street from the house (it was locked apparently) of the grandmother of the person who's party I attended the previous night. He lives on beachfront property on a small peninsula an entire city away, across a body of water, and the best part is I don't even remember how I got there.