Best E-mail Spam Subject Lines

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

I was just going through my gmail spam folder, making sure no emails I needed made it in there, and realized I need to go in there more often just to get a good laugh... two of my favorites:

"Come and See our Newly-opened Discount Shop and HUSBAND YOUR cash!"
"do u need Good pay job?? World Recognized University dip1oma/degre/Bachelor..."

Naturally, the topic here is to post some of your favorites that you've seen or gotten.

 

[Aries_Split]

"I put up some hawt photos of me on my blog, join my univer1t3y if you want to see em."

 

[Khedive Rex]

"We am gona kill you panndas, by our albume"

I don't know if "we am gona kill you panndas" is the band or what happens if I don't buy the "albume" and frankly I don't want to know.

 

[Evilbunny]

"Hot sexy moms gettin it for the first time!"

They really need to get their shit straight.

 

[the monopoly guy]

"Hot sexy moms gettin it for the first time!"

They really need to get their shit straight.

lmao! wow.

/fail


"*something-somethign university* are wanting you! english, math, sicence major! And hot girls!"


I can't remember what fake university it was.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

"Where were you yesterday?"

This e-mail subject line actually tricked me. I was like, "Huh? Was I supposed to be somewhere yesterday... *click* AHH fuck!"

Those Webcam sites are always finding new ways to be sneaky.

 

[Auron555]

This is more a virus, but it still made me lol:

Congratulations. By opening this email, you have activated the Amish virus. Because the Amish do not have computers, this operates on the honor system. Please delete all you files and have a nice day.

 

[Jumplion]

I had a couple e-mails advertising Viagra, but it wasn't Viagra it was "ViAgRa AnD yOu".

I got the same e-mail like 6 times, each one from a different person ;

 

[milskidasith]

"This is an email about something besides a computer crashing Rick roll." (Ok, I spelled it right, but whatever).

"Buy extra *male organ* today only one dollar!"

 

[the monopoly guy]

My friend sent me some link to a video...something about some prank soem parents played on their kid at christmas. Anyway when I got there one of those adds that fades in over the whole page popped up and I clicked the button to "skip ad" and whenever I did something popped up saying "WARNING: clicking this link will take you to XXX gay porn!"
They're getting smarter, now they know hot to get a homophobe's attention. To bad I'm not one. (It didn't bring my to XXX gay pron, just so you know)

 

[Frybird]

Just recieved a mail with the subject "News for non-jews". It's a viagra ad. Even if i try to think about that in an anti-semitic way, i cannot make sense out of that...

 

[Dale Cooper]

Zebra sex for you.

This was my first ever bit of Spam but I'll never forget it!

 

[Berethond]

"KAMA SUTRA! SEX POSITIONS!"

First spam that I remember.