best engrish phrases

[BOBdotEXE]

Engrish [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engrish]; from, just about every English song in the Japanese versions of anime (example, dotHack//sign, bleach, and ghost in the shell(i think))
to silly signs out side building, what's your favorit engrish phrase?

(don't know what i'm talking about?? go here; )



I like this one:

 

[DigitalSushi]

Me and my friends normally get hilarious fortune cookie messages, the ones that stick out in my mind are
"You must remain position!", I think they meant positive there, and "Don't let anyone tell you you can't touch yourself"...

 

[Squaseghost]

I surprised I can't fantastic about million

 

[Jack and Calumon]

All your base are belong to us.

Calumon: Jack, I thought you were doing English in school! Are you wasting your time because you don't like me? :'(

 

[Kimarous]

My grandmother gives good head!

 

[shadyh8er]

All your base are belong to us.

Calumon: Jack, I thought you were doing English in school! Are you wasting your time because you don't like me? :'(

Great! Now you've upset Calumon! You're sick!...ahem.

OT: Two signs: "Please fall carefully," and "Please don't shit on the floor." For that last one the sign showed a guy SPITTING on the floor.

 

[verindae]

Is it just me or does most of the English translation of Cruel Angels Thesis not make any sense? I'd love to know if maybe something has just been lost in translation lol

 

[Dublin Solo]

Is it just me or does most of the English translation of Cruel Angels Thesis not make any sense? I'd love to know if maybe something has just been lost in translation lol

That's probably done on purpose! It's to match the utter nonsense that the last episode of the series is (personal opinion).

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Spoiler

...Well, at least it's cheap...

 

[verindae]

Is it just me or does most of the English translation of Cruel Angels Thesis not make any sense? I'd love to know if maybe something has just been lost in translation lol

That's probably done on purpose! It's to match the utter nonsense that the last episode of the series is (personal opinion).

Yeah I know what you mean, and they had 2 tries at it as well :/