Best Escapist Quote?

[sky14kemea]

Half of the shit Monkfish posts is genius.

Example, on a thread asking if children should be shielded from nudity to stop them from being disturbed, he posted:

Nudity is a terrible and unnatural thing that children should not be exposed to.
Breasts and penises are filthy lies and young ones are so impressionable. What if they get it into their heads that everyone has genitals.

What if one saw a bum and realised everybody poops.

He'll be pleased you said that, half the time people don't even get he's joking. xD

OT: I can't remember many off the top of my head, and the few I can are a bit offensive. I like how a lot are from Yahtzee though. =P

 

[otakon17]

"I miss Bernie. No one could surround an Akrid like him..."

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Half of the shit Monkfish posts is genius.

Example, on a thread asking if children should be shielded from nudity to stop them from being disturbed, he posted:

Nudity is a terrible and unnatural thing that children should not be exposed to.
Breasts and penises are filthy lies and young ones are so impressionable. What if they get it into their heads that everyone has genitals.

What if one saw a bum and realised everybody poops.

He'll be pleased you said that, half the time people don't even get he's joking. xD

OT: I can't remember many off the top of my head, and the few I can are a bit offensive. I like how a lot are from Yahtzee though. =P

I didn't do a direct quote, I doubt he'll end up seeing it because of that.

Really, his avatar fits his humor so well.

 

[Sevre]

"And some look like the love child between Jack Sparrow and a crack donkey."

Taken from a review I co-wrote with VaudevillianVeteran and that I posted here, talking about the X-Factor's contestants.

Quoting yourself? I thought only Jerry Springer did that Sass.

 

[Sassafrass]

"And some look like the love child between Jack Sparrow and a crack donkey."

Taken from a review I co-wrote with VaudevillianVeteran and that I posted here, talking about the X-Factor's contestants.

Quoting yourself? I thought only Jerry Springer did that Sass.

Actually, Vaude wrote that part and posted it. I sort of mixed up my own information. >_>

 

[Sevre]

Actually, Vaude wrote that part and posted it. I sort of mixed up my own information. >_>

So you're stealing credit are you? I'm ashamed to call you my local parody of a sarcastic GP.

 

[Sassafrass]

Actually, Vaude wrote that part and posted it. I sort of mixed up my own information. >_>

So you're stealing credit are you? I'm ashamed to call you my local parody of a sarcastic GP.

Well...yes and no. It's complicated. She wrote the bit I quoted and posted the review as a whole but it was my idea for the dual review and I also wrote some. I'll just link it so you can read it. Link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.250859-Sassavillian-Reviews-The-X-Factor]

 

[Grotch Willis]

Since I find myself funny I will now quote my personal favorite post in the "What would you do if you had an AT-AT or an AT-ST" thread.

Drive around the ghettos of the world blasting some horrible rap song as loud as I can with half of my body outside the window with my hat on sideways and a pissed off look on my face while my AT-AT bounces along with the beat of the song.

Racist, yes
worth it, hell yeah

That's not funny.

......... I found it funny

someone else did too, that makes...... 2 people.

I found it amusing, so that adds another person who thought it was amusing

 

[Ursus Buckler]

THERE IS NO MIDDLE FINGER BIG ENOUGH

This. I have nothing more to add.

 

[Camaranth]

"Between these guys and those robots from star wars you'd think rolling into a ball would make you pretty deadly, and yet; the armadillo."
-unskippable 1

"Gather my party and venture forth, Huzzah!"

I don't know what made that so great, maybe the way Greg said it in the video. (Dragon age PC review)

 

[NotAPie]

(In Left 4 Dead 2, After my friend Zombie points out the love between Coach and Ellis)
*Gets shot by Ellis* " DO THAT AGAIN, and I'll come on your ba- I mean come back on ya"
It was funny as fuck at the time okay? OKAY?!

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

I know how to make booze.

I know how to drink booze. The perfect team!

Just saw that in the other thread and thought it was funny.

 

[uzo]

I can't remember it exactly, but Yahtzee's line about JRPGs, something along the lines of
"For those of you who don't know, my opinion of Japanese RPGs can generally be summed up in something along the lines of NNNNMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHRRR"

 

[EternalFacepalm]

This.

This.

 

[dancinginfernal]

"Sorry babe, the condom broke. Because I dropped a cinderblock on my dick."
Graham <3

This.

This.

Thisception.

 

[SnipErlite]

I think in one of the Zynga threads:

A company that makes multiplayer facebook games admits to being a SCAMMER?

That's like if a lobster admitted that it has pincers, or if a shoe admitted that it was a shoe.

I laughed hard the first time I read that.