You have built your doomsday device, you have an underground lair, a white cat and now you need to send your demands to the governments of the world. You hit a snag, what's the best font use?
Best font for a super villain to use
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How did I know that was going to be the answer even before I clicked. This cannot be beaten.Leemaster777 said:
You need to print it on pink paper, and come up with a truly terrible impact font for the headline as well though
I also think that for printed documents it's particularly evil to subtly switch the size of the font from one word to the next. Visually this really messes with people.
What, those happy, playfull words are evil now?Leemaster777 said:
Only on the internet, mates.
Dude, that's just sick.ThingWhatSqueaks said:
If Comic Sans is the most evil font, Helvetica is the font of angels.Leemaster777 said:
OT: I find Papyrus to be particularly evil myself, print it on parchment paper for extra cheese.
I suppose it depends on whether you want to be classy or not. Comic Sans may annoy people for some reason, but it does look rather amateurish. Something gothic and intimidating might work better.
Alternatively you could just use plutonium instead of ink. That should get your point across.
Alternatively you could just use plutonium instead of ink. That should get your point across.
Real Super Villains don't use fonts, they just send Governments blank pieces of paper and use the Doomsday Device anyway.
Really, what's the point of using a font? It's not like I'm can be reasoned with or will ever accept any kind of plea bargain from the world, plus what's the point of building a Doomsday Device if you're not going to use it?
Really, what's the point of using a font? It's not like I'm can be reasoned with or will ever accept any kind of plea bargain from the world, plus what's the point of building a Doomsday Device if you're not going to use it?
Well you have to get the people of the world to admit that you were right all along, before using your doomsday deviceJamash said:
Arial is an abomination worthy of a tasteless villain.
Villains with a scrap of class use Georgia.
Villains with a scrap of class use Georgia.
Handwritten in the blood of former underlings and 'reformed' malcontents, using an old fashioned quill or fountain pen.
Carve it into one of the higher up politicians and fire him at the leader of the free world.
Oh, and Times New Roman. It's so boring I'll win by default.
Oh, and Times New Roman. It's so boring I'll win by default.
Big plans of world domination can easily be brought down by using a modern printer.
But, yeah, if that wasn't the case, totally Comic Sans. I hear it was first used in writing the first official English translation of the Necronomicon.
But, yeah, if that wasn't the case, totally Comic Sans. I hear it was first used in writing the first official English translation of the Necronomicon.
I said "comic sans" as I was opening the thread.
I am pleased that the first post didn't disappoint.
I am pleased that the first post didn't disappoint.
"Impact", as it is one of the most eco-UNfriendly [//www.labnol.org/internet/fonts-for-saving-printer-ink/12603/] fonts to choose! Mwahahaha!