Best fortune cookie you ever recieved.

[Croaker42]

Today I was at the local pizza by the slice shop of wonder, which also hands out fortune cookies. After devouring my BBQ chicken pizza, I cracked my cookie open to discover the phrase. "Catch no fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn" To me this rates just about as high as the epic fortune "Fortune not found."

So what I want to know is; what are the best fortunes the member of the escapists have found/received?

 

[primitivescrewhead]

I got one that said "Be wary of false prophets"....Irony

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"You shall soon learn something new"

Interesting until you realize that you just learned that you were going to learn something.

 

[Sir Ollie]

"Stick with your wife"

They must of run out off "You will find happiness with a new love"

 

[AvsJoe]

"You eat too much. Get out!"

Seriously, I laughed hard before I realized they were serious. I haven't been back but it was hilarious nonetheless.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

"A delicious cake is in your future"

Guess what, it was wrong.

You know what that means...

 

[Pandalisk]

"Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom"

 

[The Warden]

It was a while ago, but this one I got claimed I would become rich and run a circus.

 

[dududf]

"Fuck You"

I found that in my fortune cookie...

God I hope that was just a glitch with the cookies...

 

[DrunkWithPower]

I had a ruined fortune that said simply "No" and I still have it. Best fortune I have ever had.

 

[Aerodynamic]

I swear I got this one last Sunday

"Optimism and courage are your best traits"

Made me lol so hard because I am not either.

 

[GreyWolf257]

I once got one that said "Aren't you glad you just had a great meal?"

No, I wasn't. I wanted my damn fortune! And the meal tasted mediocre at best!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

My brothe-in-law got a fortune cookie that I shit you not said

"Some fortune cookies contain no fortunes."

 

[ultrachicken]

My old teacher got a cookie telling her that her friend's vacation would be wonderful.
She was at dinner with her friend that was about to go on vacation.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Most of mine suck so bad or are so vague that I never remember them.

 

[x0ny]

Haha, I don't give out fortune cookies, they're cheesy, lame, got spelling and grammar issues, and they taste like shit. I got one from a restaurant and they spelt "February" as "Fabuary". Plus they're quite expensive for what they are, ie: crap. Approx 2GBP for 15 cookies.

 

[Spiner909]

"That wasn't chicken"
Ever gotten a time specific one? Like "On Tuesday a great gift will be bestowed upon you"

 

[guardian001]

"good things come in invisible packages"

I was confused.

 

[Nicarus]

"Promote literacy. Buy more fortune cookies."

I am not kidding about this one.