Best fortune cookie you ever recieved.

[lightning38]

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

 

[WorldCritic]

"A friend will soon reveal an important secret too you."

Not too long later the girl that I liked randomly came out and confessed that she liked me too. One of the strangest moments of my life.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"A delicious cake is in your future"

Guess what, it was wrong.

You know what that means...

The cake was the red spy!!!
I knew it!

my best was: Lucky Numbers! 3 6 42 77 20 or something like that. Yeah, the other side didn't print. All I got were dumb lucky numbers

 

[jimduckie]

gee i got a cookie and it was empty ... and one time i got a whole case of them, i love the cookie , the fortunes were all the same ... have another cookie , so i did

 

[manaman]

I have gotten some pretty specific ones:

"You will meet a blond who has something for you."

and the one I got today:

"You could make a name for yourself in the field of medicine."

I wish I could remember more. I have gotten some odd ball ones.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I got one that said "You have a deep appreciation for music and the arts." Kind of amusing since when I cracked it open my roommate and I were discussing the merits of our favorite bands.

 

[Irridium]

I got one that once said "DO NOT EAT"

And one who's lucky numbers were 9 0 8 4

I immedietly shouted "ITS OVER 9000!" While crushing another fortune cookie.
It was awosme.

Can't remember what the other one said though...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

"Fuck You"

I found that in my fortune cookie...

God I hope that was just a glitch with the cookies...

Oh my god, the fortune cookies are becoming sentient!

It's only a matter of time before they ask us if they have souls.

 

[thatstheguy]

"The best way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food"

I kid you not. I laughed my ass off when I first saw it.

 

[keillord]

Today I was at the local pizza by the slice shop of wonder, which also hands out fortune cookies. After devouring my BBQ chicken pizza, I cracked my cookie open to discover the phrase. "Catch no fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn" To me this rates just about as high as the epic fortune "Fortune not found."

So what I want to know is; what are the best fortunes the member of the escapists have found/received?

Just last week me and my brother in law went for chinese food and his fortune cookie said "You have no fortune". I have never seen heard of this before and we couldn't believe it, so we kept it.

 

[SturmDolch]

"Make sure to close the blinds when you do that". I read it out loud right when I opened it, and my girlfriend was beside me so we both got a laugh out of that.

 

[Regiment]

"Promote literacy. Buy more fortune cookies."

I am not kidding about this one.

I've gotten that one a few times, but my favorite has to be

"Time to re-order"

 

[Croaker42]

I really just want to find one that simply states, "I Know" or "Behind You".

 

[Liam1390]

A couple of years ago I got one saying Eating Chinese food is healthy for you. Last year I read a book called the Fortune Cookie chronicles. The book starts off with an incident where over a hundred people won the Powerball in one night. Most of them got the numbers from fortune cookies.

 

[Umberphoenix]

"You're day will only get better."

"Stick with your wife"

They must of run out off "You will find happiness with a new love"

The Simpsons for the win.

 

[Sora_Tsubasa]

I got one once that actually said 'help, I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory'

 

[tgcPheonix]

"Oh thank you for getting me out of that cookie!"
It was my birthday I was drunk and my friends made it for me, completely freaked out, extremely funny

 

[Daegen]

Best fortune cookie I ever recieved? There are two that come to mind;

1:

No, I didn't forget to write anything, the fortune was blank.

2: Come back later, even fortune cookies need rest.