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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
-HK-47, responding to the exiles question if he knows what love is.
-HK-47, responding to the exiles question if he knows what love is.
"beep, beep, beep, beep." - Civilization 4, attributed to Sputnik but read by Leonard Nimoy upon the discovery of Satellites.
Do you remember when I tried to kill you and you were like NO WAY! and I said I was joking? - Gladus (Portal)
This part made me laugh. You have to hear it for it to be really funny.
This part made me laugh. You have to hear it for it to be really funny.
FAAAALCON PUNCH.
'i bought you a present' what my character says when i teabag people in saints row 2
'i bought you a present' what my character says when i teabag people in saints row 2
"Colonel, this is our only chance to be alone together."
"What is it, Snake?"
"It's your eyes. They're beautiful, compassionate eyes."
"*Laughs* No..."
"No, I'm serious. You'd be amazed how many people say exactly the same thing."
"Thanks Snake."
"Behind...imagine yourself in that position."
"Yeah."
"It won't be the first time."
"Hmmm..."
"So...how does it taste?"
"I...I have no idea."
"How deep does it go?!"
"I told you before, I don't know the details. Besides, I'd like to avoid the rough stuff. It gets jammed easily, I'm afraid."
"Already tested it huh? There's no one I'd rather have in a foxhole than you."
"Good. I want that too."
"I've never heard you so excited! Gotta go Colonel, I'll talk to you later."
A series of quotes that were thrown together from MGS in order to form what could possibly be a conversation. Not my work, it was something I saw on Newgrounds, called Codec Moments, but damn did it make me laugh!
"What is it, Snake?"
"It's your eyes. They're beautiful, compassionate eyes."
"*Laughs* No..."
"No, I'm serious. You'd be amazed how many people say exactly the same thing."
"Thanks Snake."
"Behind...imagine yourself in that position."
"Yeah."
"It won't be the first time."
"Hmmm..."
"So...how does it taste?"
"I...I have no idea."
"How deep does it go?!"
"I told you before, I don't know the details. Besides, I'd like to avoid the rough stuff. It gets jammed easily, I'm afraid."
"Already tested it huh? There's no one I'd rather have in a foxhole than you."
"Good. I want that too."
"I've never heard you so excited! Gotta go Colonel, I'll talk to you later."
A series of quotes that were thrown together from MGS in order to form what could possibly be a conversation. Not my work, it was something I saw on Newgrounds, called Codec Moments, but damn did it make me laugh!
Shodan: You move like an insect. You think like an insect. You ARE an insect. There is another who can serve my purpose. Take care not to fall too far out of my favor... patience is not characteristic of a goddess.
And now for the best game ever.
Ravel: What can change the nature of a man?
Transcendent One: Does he really *matter* to you?
Annah: He matters more to me than life!
Transcendent One: Then die.
Fell: It is *torment*. It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten. And so you wear the rune always.
Vhailor: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
Nameless One: I see.
Vhailor: No, you do not see. Pray you never will.
And now for the best game ever.
Ravel: What can change the nature of a man?
Transcendent One: Does he really *matter* to you?
Annah: He matters more to me than life!
Transcendent One: Then die.
Fell: It is *torment*. It is that which draws all tormented souls to you. The flesh knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten. And so you wear the rune always.
Vhailor: When the injustice is great enough, justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment, and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: There is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for all who betray justice, I am their fate. And fate carries an executioner's axe.
Nameless One: I see.
Vhailor: No, you do not see. Pray you never will.
metal gear 1
theres nothing like the smell of gunpowder in the morning
metal gear 1
snakes dont belong in alaska
duke nukem
time flies when your kicking ass
duke nukem
theres nothing better then the smell of pork in the morning
you know what duke nukem has the bets quotes ever
theres nothing like the smell of gunpowder in the morning
metal gear 1
snakes dont belong in alaska
duke nukem
time flies when your kicking ass
duke nukem
theres nothing better then the smell of pork in the morning
you know what duke nukem has the bets quotes ever
Fable 2: You are now famous enough to use the "Kiss My Arse" expression
not exactly a plot wise quote, but I still found it hilarious.
not exactly a plot wise quote, but I still found it hilarious.
"CHEESE for everyone... actually cheese for no-one which can be just as much fun if you don't like cheese..."
Sheogorath shivering isles(oblivion)
come on it was fucking awesome how he just said it randomly
or maybe
"if you don't make it there in time i will personally weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bairings" i can't remember it exactly but it's from metal arms glitch in the system...
Sheogorath shivering isles(oblivion)
come on it was fucking awesome how he just said it randomly
or maybe
"if you don't make it there in time i will personally weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bairings" i can't remember it exactly but it's from metal arms glitch in the system...