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mALX

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In Fallout 3, at 10 years old when "Dad" James gives you your BB gun - if you keep shooting him in the face with it repeatedly, he will say, "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!" - I thought I would die laughing!
 

rawlsku

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"Mmf mmpf fmpfp!" Pyro, TF2
"Peekaboo!" Spy, TF2, Backstabbing someone
"Haha! You got owned!" Scout, TF2, Killing over 5 enemies in 20 seconds
"Who's the tough guy now, huh tough guy?" Scout, TF2
"I broke your stupid crap, moron!" Scout, TF2, Destroying engineer buildings
"What sick man sends babies to fight me?"
"Who sent all these babies to fight!?"
"Entire team is baby!"
"CRY SOME MORE!" Heavy weapons guy, TF2


gotta love TF2
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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Nothing will ever beat Deadpool in Marvel Ultimate Alliance.

Deadpool: [Leveling up] And now I'm better at doing whatever it is Wolverine does!

Deadpool: [Badly hurt] I need help! And a pony!

Deadpool: [after speaking with Nick Fury] Sir! Yes Sir! Stowing all stupid thoughts! Uh, is that vein on your forehead meant to be throbbing like that?

Deadpool: A haiku, by Deadpool: I hate broccoli / And think it totally sucks / Why is it not meat?

Deadpool: I'm low on energy, but full of vitamin C!

Tony Stark's Receptionist: Warning: a small thermonuclear device is missing, and Deadpool was last seen in the weapons lab.

Deadpool: Weasel old buddy! Where have you been hiding out?
Weasel: In the hospital, you stabbed me in the leg remember?
Deadpool: Oh yeah, but I had to, you were trying to steal my last Cheesy Puff
Weasel: It was my bag of Cheesy Puffs!
Deadpool: That's not how I remember it.

Deadpool: Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud. Come on, repeat after me: 'Spatula.'

Arcade: HELLO, Deadpool. Ready for a fun filled day in Murderworld?
Deadpool: Yup. I've got my sunscreen on and I've taken my motion sickness pills so bring on the rides!
Arcade: Oh, I don't think you understand. You're going to die here.
Deadpool: I know! Carnivals always slay me.
Arcade: No. You are going to physically die... as in stop breathing. You will cease to exist.
Deadpool: Riiiiiight... So do you have bumper cars here?
Arcade: Arrrgh!
 

Aqualung

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bernthalbob616 said:
Cod 4, Captain Price (I think) "Your fruit-killing skills are exceptional"
I think it was Gaz :] But yeah, lol, that was great.

"I'll go first. But hey- no staring at my ass. I felt you looking."
"I thought you lost your ass?"
"Donkey.
...I can feel you looking."
"Just climb the tower!"
-Prince of Persia
 

sokka14

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For the best quotes ever, play on No More Heroes. It's just mental. 99% of the script has you reeling back, going "what the fuck!?? where did THAT come from????"

My personal favourite is the video-store guy telling you as you leave his shop:
"Hey Travis, don't get your throat slit out there" like this is a perfectly rational and normal thing to say to a customer buying videos.

Also Sylvia's phonecalls are genius.
 

Kaymish

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"we are vigilant" arbiter from starcraft as a ghost wanders past to post a nuke in my resource outpost

and
"Ethan Cole your blood runs dark and diseased find me and you will find a better death"
cant remember the name but the glowing thing that reanimated the dead things in area 51