Best Game Quote

[Perwer]

Basically everything your character says when you play as a Malkavian in VtM: Bloodlines.

-It's me, Samantha! Don't you... Did you suffer amnesia, is that it?
Let me make a call. We'll get everybody together, we can talk. -
Maybe you'll remember something. The important thing is that they know that you're alive

-No, don't you remember me? I'm you pet turtle from when you were a kid.

Or:

-So what's it like being a turtle?

-It's a lot like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

 

[floppylobster]

"You are the master of unlocking."

or "Jill sandwich". Both are good.

 

[Cartman2nd]

you exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it

Damnit where's that from?!

 

[Custard_Angel]

WE NEED MORE PYLONS!

 

[Catchy Slogan]

"You are, all of you, vermin.
Cowering in the dirt, thinking what, I wonder?
That you might escape the coming fire?
No.
Your world will burn untill it's surface is but glass!
And not even your demon can creep, blackened from its hole, to mar the reflection of our passage, the culmination of our journey.
Your destruction is the will of the Gods!
And I... I am thier instument!!!" - Prophet of Truth, Halo 3.

I love halo 3 quotes. And now I'm feeling a bit geeky, considering I almost got that word for word...

Also Sgt. Johnson when he find the Chief, " Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days your going to land on something thats as stuborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces."

 

[odst39]

all your base are belong to us

 

[Chamale]

The classics:
"Beware... I live. I am Sinistar. Run, coward. Run, run, run. I hunger. Beware, coward. RUUUUUUUUUN!" - Sinistar

"Strike!" - Tecmo Baseball (voice acting on the NES was a big deal back then)

"It's super effective!" - Pokémon

"Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle!" - You know this one.

"War. War never changes." - Fallout

"THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?" - Bad Dudes

My favourites, from Penny Arcade Adventures episode 1:

"Four gods wait on the windowsill,
Where once eight gods did war, and will.
And if the gods themselves may die,
What does that say for you and I?" - Opening narration

Tycho: "Gabriel, what is your job?"
Gabe: "To punch devils."
Tycho: "Do you see any devils?"
Gabe: "I... um... maybe?"
Tycho: "Do you?"
Gabe: "No."

Heatseeker:
"Lock achieved... firing... mission kill" - your tracking computer

"SHOOT THEM DOWN NOW! I want the sky filled with gunfire!" - Granuja (the final boss fight had great voice acting)


Finally...

"From the journal of Rex Chance, dated June 8th, 1937" - Impossible Creatures, opening lines.
Brilliant writing in that game, I was once able to quote the entire campaign from memory.

 

[Iklwa]

?Just once I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say 'Sure. Let's go. Right now. No strings attached.'"
-Mass Effect 2

"Because he's a big stupid jellyfish"
-Mass Effect

 

[Browbeat]

In MGS2, Snake extends a triumphant thumb indicating his impressive headgear, quipping:

"Infinite ammo..."

Fourth-wall busting humor!

Also, Tir McDohl from Suikoden, speaking for all his future successors, and indeed many protagonists of his time. His ageless words?

"..."

Ellipses... When the situation is beyond mere words...

 

[phatty500]

"im commander shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel"

 

[prttmgerbil]

"The proof is in the pudding...the pudding of DOOM!"
The World Ends with You

 

[Loonyyy]

"Patch yourself up man, you're gonna drop dead."- MARTY ALENCAR
Far Cry 2
I don't know why, but it just is awesome, whenever he says it.

 

[meowman]

"You have the attention of those infinately your greater." - Harbinger, Mass Effect 2
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." - Soveriegn, Mass Effect
"Oi! Numpty! Watch your fire! - Captain MacTavish, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"Command's got their head up their arse." - Ghost, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
"I was sick for a week afterwards, but it was totally worth it." - Tali'Zorah vas Neema nar Raya, Mass Effect 2
"Oi! Suzie!" - Captain MacMillan, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
"That's bloody outrageous mate!" - Gaz, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
"Boom." - AC-130 Gunship Pilot, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
"War... war never changes..." - Narrator, Fallout 3
"And I wondered why so many had to die... for a bunch of walking carpets." - 501st Trooper, Star Wars Battlefront 2
"Mi mi mi mi mi? Mi mi mi. Mi, mi mi mi mi? MEEP!?! Mi mi mi mi mi! Mi... mi mi." - Worms 4 Mayhem
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel!" - Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2 (About a dozen people have probably done this one, but I just had to).

 

[SangRahl]

"I ain't putting my lips on that."
- Ben, "Full Throttle"

"Wheeeeeee, OUCH!"
- falling lemming, 'Lemmings'

"KABOOM!"
- self-destructing lemmings, 'Lemmings' / Goblin Sappers, 'Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness'

"Swords, claws, daggers, of course... I've trained rogues in the use of them all. Now maces, I won't touch maces and I won't instruct any rogue who gets it in his head to wield one. Theres nothing stealthy about a mace. You're in for a noisy kill and a long cleanup if you go that route."
- Lonika Stillblade , 'World of Warcraft'

"TCELES B HSUP"
- talking brooms in Matoya's cave, 'Final Fantasy'

 

[Amarok]

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"

You jumped into a sword, you retard!

[sub] different game but it works [/sub]

 

[wakeupscooby]

"BULL FRIGIN HORSE SHIT" Bill L4D

 

[LoSouL]

"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"

"You like Castlevania, don't you?"

"62!"

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know. You're going to find out firsthand before I finish explaining though, so I won't bother. Here's a hint- you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes."

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."

"Oh. It's you. It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy, being dead. You know, after you murdered me?"

Yeah, most anything said by GLaDOS, but these are my top three.

 

[Terramax]

*I hope it's ok to reopen a thread*

Lewton: What can you tell me about Malachite?
Sapphire: He a troll of few words. Cos' he don't know that many.

Al Khali: Don't say I didn't warn you!
Lewton: Don't say I didn't ignore you!

Lewton: Ankh Morpork Port wasn't a place wise travelers disembarked at... but then again, wise travelers avoided Ankh Morpork altogether. But if you traveled around a lot it was hard to miss. Like malaria.

Detritus: All right! We knows you done it! Now you go'a sing like one of dem flappy, twittery things!

Nobby is smoking a cigarette. Lewton Enters. Nobby hides the cigarette, holding his breathe.

Lewton: How's it going, Nobby?
Nobby: Been working hard.
Lewton: You've been working so hard, smoke appears to be coming out of your ears.

Lewton: Carlotta, with my brains, and your looks, we could go places.
Carlotta: What about if we used MY brains and YOUR looks?
Lewton: We'd still go places. They just wouldn't be as nice.

All from the Amazing 'Disworld Noir'


Let's make out!
- Psychonauts

 

[PrinceRhymz]

Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! - Auron FFX