Best Headline Ever

[Auxiliary]

What is your favorite headline ever?

I recently found this one: Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaults ex-girlfriend who waved at man dressed as Snickers bar

Source: http://www.irishcentral.com/news/news_from_ireland/Woman-in-sumo-wrestler-suit-assaults-ex-girlfriend-after-waving-at-man-dressed-as-Snickers-bar-97262439.html

 

[Raddra]

This is my favourite:

http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88862229_i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-the-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot.htm

Its got everything you could possibly want in a headline.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Torando rips through cemetary hundreds dead.

This is my favourite:

http://current.com/entertainment/wtf/88862229_i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-the-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon-in-my-foot.htm

Its got everything you could possibly want in a headline.

Okay that is the best headline ever.

 

[Bezz_Ad]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/07/03/us-athletics-diamond-idUSTRE6622I420100703

"Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters"

 

[SckizoBoy]

Can't remember when, but there was a guy called Legg who led a weapon's review, leading to the following headline:

'Legg Heads Arms Body'