best joke you heard in a video game

[tpizle]

i personally dont have one but whats your favorite joke

 

[TheLastCylon]

"Anyone hit and need a lawyer?" - Saint's Row 2

 

[SnowCold]

If they count, puns in TF2 achivments

 

[Kajt]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

 

[The Austin]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Spoiler: Brutal Legend

Around the 1minute mark.

I don't care if it's not out yet!

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Actually it's not sourced from any game, I'd die a couple of times in Operation Flashpoint to find out who originally said it, but I can't be bothered.

 

[Kajt]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Both, actually.

 

[RedDiablo]

The locker joke between Otacon and Snake in MGS2.

 

[Drakmeire]

The ending of the Simpsons game.
In a nutshell: The simpson family's life is a mini-game inside the video game of earth which is controlled by God who's life is a video game being played by Ralph Wigium who you are controlling via a video game.
It both made me laugh and caused my head to explode.

 

[The Austin]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Both, actually.

Huh.
You learn something everyday.

 

[lewism247]

Spoiler: Brutal Legend

Around the 1minute mark.

I don't care if it's not out yet!

That's one of my favs.I'm SOOOOO looking forward to that game!

 

[Subzerowings]

"Our foes, the french, it is said, are better lovers than they are fighters. This is true lads, ask any goat pig or other farmyard animal."
-Medieval 2: total war

 

[Nuclear Pancake]

'Photons have mass ? I didn't even know they were Catholic'
-Fallout 3

 

[Lazy Kitty]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Both, actually.

Bertrand Russell, actually.
Ah, isn't Google great?

 

[Cargando]

"Anyone hit and need a lawyer?" - Saint's Row 2

I laughed for days at that, loved it when the judge came in with a shotgun.

 

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[Sassafrass]

'i once went to a crematorium which did a discount for burn victims' - Fallout 3

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

'The best contraceptive for old people is nudity' - Fallout 3.

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Both, actually.

Bertrand Russell, actually.
Ah, isn't Google great?

Wadsworth, actually.

The stand-up comic of the wastes.

Take that Bert!

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Spoiler: Brutal Legend

Around the 1minute mark.

I don't care if it's not out yet!

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Actually it's not sourced from any game, I'd die a couple of times in Operation Flashpoint to find out who originally said it, but I can't be bothered.

Brutal Legend is looking like such a hilarious game.

 

[MisterMojo]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Old proverb, actually.