best joke you heard in a video game

[Christemo]

"I FEEL LIKE DANCING" - Dr. Edward Richtofen after get a speed cola in COD: WaW.

 

[General Ken8]

Spoiler: Oh yeah, i laughed hard at this one (^_^)

 

[Nutcase]

Every other joke in The Secret of Monkey Island beats everything on this thread so far.

"Rubber tree."

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Glados,
"Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record, followed by death. Good luck!"

 

[sgtshock]

Rome Total War, when facing a really crappy or vastly outnumbered enemy army:
"The God of War must have a sense of humor. I mean, look at the enemy!"

 

[fun-with-a-gun]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Old proverb, actually.

It's actually just a really old military quote.

 

[MisterMojo]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left."
-Fallout 3

Cod 4 actually.

Old proverb, actually.

It's actually just a really old military quote.

[whisper] That's kind of the same thing as what I said.[/whisper]

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

Duke Nukem 1 (yes, the old, old side-scroller game before 3d).

Dr. Proton: "So, you're the pitiful hero they sent to stop me. I Dr. Proton will soon rule the world!"

Duke Nukem: "You're wrong Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah."

That one stuck with me for long time.

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

GTA: San Andreas

Angry blocked driver: "You're like my asshole - always holdin' up shit!

 

[Asickorphan]

We all do don't we XD

 

[clicketycrack]

Spoiler: Brutal Legend

Around the 1minute mark.

I don't care if it's not out yet!

That's one of my favs.I'm SOOOOO looking forward to that game!

No kidding, if Brutal Legend AND Borderlands both turn out to be shit, then I'm screwed till Christmas.

 

[TheDuckbunny]

Every other joke in The Secret of Monkey Island beats everything on this thread so far.

"Rubber tree."

I was actually thinking of something to write in this thread, but your post made that unnecesary. Thank you.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

prepare for a nuclear hobocaust -saints row 2

also from same game:don't make me pee on you

yeah,I've been watchin my bro play saints row 2 on the ps3 lately

has anyone mentioned you spoony bard yet?

 

[Me55enger]

Whatever Francis says in L4D

 

[Ace of Spades]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, and one asks the other "Did he taste funny to you?"
-Fallout 3-

 

[A Weary Exile]

"Our foes, the french, it is said, are better lovers than they are fighters. This is true lads, ask any goat pig or other farmyard animal."
-Medieval 2: total war

Which faction says that? England I'm guessing.

 

[A Weary Exile]

This one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMSn5DEineY

 

[Casual Shinji]

Captain Quark to the one-eyed chimp.

"It was mating season, how could I've known she was your sister?"

 

[DoctorObviously]

The scene in Uncharted 1 where Drake is on the edge of a cliff with the car. His chaser: Eddy comes into play.

Eddy: Going somewhere?
Drake: He-hey, Eddy!
Eddy: You think you could escape? From *moi*?
Drake: No, no, I was just.. giving the lady the ten-dollar tour!
Eddy: Shut it!