best joke you heard in a video game
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Silent Hill 3
Narrator in hanted house: "Were are sorry the celining is broke... it wasnt supossed to stop there"
Vincet: "Oh... do they look like mosters to you? just kidding"
Heather: "You're still alive... BOOO!"
Heather: "Who would even think in doing something as disgusting as that!?"
and all ufo and the dog endings.
Narrator in hanted house: "Were are sorry the celining is broke... it wasnt supossed to stop there"
Vincet: "Oh... do they look like mosters to you? just kidding"
Heather: "You're still alive... BOOO!"
Heather: "Who would even think in doing something as disgusting as that!?"
and all ufo and the dog endings.
My god, that game is going to be Fucking Awesome!AmrasCalmacil said:
OT: Brothers in Arms: Hells Highway. Its not another overly serious shooter.
Edit: I can't belive I'm being hit on by the famous Solid Snake.
WADSWORTH UP IN TIS *****!!!11! Welcome to the EscapistNuclear Pancake said:
OT: My favorite joke is from everyones most hated game, Halo 3.
The aliens are attacking when you reach the base in the first level. If you veer off the path in the main base you will go down a corridor and see a man standing outside a door banging on it. The conversation is something to this effect:
Man 1: "Hey, let me in!"
Man 2: "Whats the password?"
1: "We dont have a password! Let me in!"
2: "Well how do i know your not a brute?"
1: "Do I sound like a brute?!"
2: "No but maybe Brutes are forcing you to do this...."
1: "If they were, they could just break the door down for the trouble and kill you anyway....."
2: "..............Well now im definitely not letting you in."
