Best Killer!

[zauxz]

But whats this? the brakes wont work. Nico crashed into the wall and died. Noone knows who was responsable for this. *cough* 47 *cough*

DAMNIT ninja'd!

 

[slevin8989]

as 47 is walking away happy about a good clean kill Leon come out of nowhere and cuts his neck wide open and he just walks away

 

[the Tadman]

But then Scooby-Doo (yes there are games with him) jumps on Leon's back, turns him over and bites his balls of thinking they are scooby snacks.

 

[slevin8989]

But then out of nowhere wesker comes out and completely obliterates scooby with his fists

 

[the Tadman]

Suddenly, Yoshi pops out of an egg and eats wesker.

 

[MasterSqueak]

But Yoshi feels the wrath of TINKLE!!! OH GOD IT BURNS! But then...

 

[dormin120]

A quick uppercut from little mak makes short work of Tinkle, but after winning what he thought was the boxing championship, he turns around and sees...

 

[slevin8989]

Link thrust his master sword through mak's face

 

[MasterSqueak]

But gets murdered by an army of Mii's! AND THEN-

 

[the Tadman]

Microsoft's Avatars come in and are like "Yo you shits got nothin' on us we haz the better pixels dawg" and capps them in the head...

 

[dymond2K9]

But little did they know that Sir Schoopy of awsometon was right behind them, and he dished out the wrath of canadian lumber on them with his nunchcuks. But as Schmoopy turned around...

 

[the Tadman]

(Sir Schmoopy was in a videogame?!)

 

[dymond2K9]

(does it matter? )

 

[this_was_a_mistake]

...he is blinded by a strange and brilliant light. Sephiroth slowly and dramatically approached him. Stunned by his awesomeness, Schmoopy's head explodes, his blood splashes on Shephiroth as he lets out a small chuckle. He wipes the blood off his face, turns around and couldn't believe who he saw...

 

[quiet_samurai]

Ther red and blue guys from Contra!! Both firing their ridiculously slow yet ultra powerful laser guns, they vaporize Sephiroth into a pile of black leather clad goo then give each other a manly high five...

 

[dormin120]

But then Vergil comes in with his Samurai sword and teleports next to the two guys, and stabed them through the chest with his Katana. But then, while cleaning his sword he saw...

 

[NeoAC]

Manny Ramirez, who in a fit of massive 'roid rage took his bat and bashed Virgil's head off! But he got his comeupance from....

(Hurrah for loopholes! Thanks, MLB 09: The Show)

 

[dormin120]

Julius Ceaser, General of the Roman army, and his legions do a tactical advance and suround and kill Manny Ramirez. To bad this old general didn't see...