Best line of diologe in a videogame

[roboosh]

it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum. duke nukem

yer yer i know its originally from "they live!" but duke made it famous.

the line from "they live" was this:

im here to kick ass and chew gum. theres a difference.

Well if we're correcting people, there should be an apostrophe in both "I'm" and "there's".

Off the top of my head, "Look at all that juice!" - Cole.

 

[Failhammer]

TF2 Meet the spy video
Scout - "What are you, president of his fan club?"
Blue Spy - "No, that would be... your mother! And now he's here to F**K us! So listen up boy or pornography staring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today."

Actually all of the valve videos are pretty good.

I cracked up both times I saw it, especially with the Heavy and Soldier looking at the pictures in the background.
As for my favourite, I'd have to say the scene near the beginning of Half Life 2 when Dr. Kliener is looking for Lamarr, who jumps in the vent afterwards.

 

[manicfoot]

"That was quite a move. I'll admit you've got potential. If challenge had a taste, you'd be quite delicious" - Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes

 

[Manji187]

Metal Gear Solid (PSX) the dialogue (actually more a monologue) after the fight with Psycho Mantis.

 

[NotAPie]

Duke Nukem.
>_>
"I've got balls of steel!"

Saints Row 2
Don't remember but some of the crap they say is funny as hell.

 

[Kerstmis]

Assassin's Creed, after Altair unmasks that one target, and it was a woman disguised as him:
"What manner of sorcery is this!?"

 

[Darathy]

One great line that is known only to the initiated and/or old enough is surely the great war cry of...

>.>

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...

Wololo!

Also, Monkey Island's "I am rubber, you are glue" surely deserves mentioning.

 

[Stig_Marshall]

Anything Kain from Legacy of Kain says is absolute gold.

"Now, let us continue our conversation, but on a somewhat different footing" (after hoisting moebius off the ground my his neck)

Someone else says "There's thugs down there that will attack you on sight!"
(As he walks away) "Then they will die."

[On having his heart ripped out] "I always was considered heartless"

(After totally pwning the Elder God)
"You cannot destroy me, Kain. I am the Engine of Life itself... the Wheel will turn. The plague of your kind will be purged from this world. And on that inevitable day, your wretched, stagnant soul will finally be mine!"
"In the meantime, you'd best.... burrow deep"

"From the shards of tattered dreams I rose, unwilling. Tossed upon tides of pain that flowed and ebbed and left me searingly awake and more revoltingly... alive"

(Umah steals the Nexus Stone)
Umah: "...I shall be the one to find and kill the Sarafan Lord, and Nosgoth shall belong to the vampires once again."
Kain: "You fool! You have not the smallest chance of surviving such a battle.
Now, give me the Nexus Stone, or I shall pry it from your thieving fingers as you convulse in death."

Legendary games with the MOST legedary dialogue. i recommend them to all

 

[CyberAkuma]

House of the Dead 2

"DIZ IS DA FIHNOL BHATOL!"
Comedy Gold.

/thread

 

[Harlemura]

"Gentlemen".
The Spy.
Brilliance.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Dante DMC4: "First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end, we're all satisfied.
And you are set free."

Agnus: It was my assumption that those demons would prove far inferior in the face of your tactics.

Dante: You summon & kill, summon & kill I fail to see the logic here.
Is sanity the price to pay for power?

Agnus: Humans they are but stubborn and foolish. It takes a journey to hell for them to accept and praise their God.
A fact that tickles irony's judgement

Dante:Ha and your judgements interest me not for I am here to reclaim what is rightfully mine.

Agnus: Yamato! That is what you seek and that is why I wait in your path.

Dante: You will fumble in your opposition of my quest.
Though I encourage for an oportunity to battle a being of such grand delusion as you it is a sweet fortune.

 

[beniki]

'Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!'

'Squeak SQUEAK Squeak'

- Minsc and Boo, Baldur's Gate

Anything that crazy ranger and his minature giant space hamster says is a true classic.

...

One more,

'You pretend to free me from my chains when you seek only to yank them!'

 

[xxnightlawxx]

Just remembered one more from StarCraft

"STOP POKING ME!"

no no no
warcraft 3 orc grunt
starcraft doesnt say anything funny when you poke them more than once
but the best is

EDIT: "Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use" by the priest

Archer: I said bowstring, not G-... ugh, never mind....

Sorceress: For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete.

Dryad: I'll attract the enemy with my Human call: "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!"

Rifleman: I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, AND YER WEE DOGGIE, TOO!

Necromancer: I love the dead... frequently

Dryad: These aren't the Dryads you're looking for.

Bandit: And this one time, at bandit camp...

Druid of the Claw: [strange music in the background] Can't... Stop... Dancing!

All of those r the best

 

[TJM8]

i cant think of any specifics right now but there are a bunch of great lines from Uncharted, the guy that plays Cpt Renolds from the show Firefly does the voice acting

 

[Stig_Marshall]

Nah the best in Uncharted is, I think he's called Gabriel Roman?
He does the voice for the best video games THE LEGACY OF KAIN!
That's the only reason I played uncharted lol. Simon Templeman is such a legend

 

[BolognaBaloney]

best line would have to be GTA4 Lost and the Damned "Hey Billy, We got ourselfs a couple of fucking deadbeats outside" oh and "nothing like selling a little dope to let you know your alive"

Thats pretty much standard dialogue for, well the entire gta series.

 

[CheeseFlareUK]

Halo 3
Elite: They outnumber us 3 to 1!
Shipmaster: Then it is an even fight.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

"The Cake is a Lie" -GLaDOS.quote]

GLaDOS never really said the cake is a lie though. It was just written on the wall a lot.
I love "The floor here will kill you, try avoiding it" and similarly, "Diving into the lava pit will result in an unsatisfactery mark on your performance test, followed by death." Actually that whole game has great diolog

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Halo 3
Elite: They outnumber us 3 to 1!
Shipmaster: Then it is an even fight.

Or Halo 2,
We regret coming to earth, we regret being alien bastards, and we regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet.

HOO-RAH!

 

[headshotcatcher]

"Why do you wear sunglasses at night?"

"My vision is augmented"

Pure ownage