Best "Must've been the wind" moment

[JDLY]

In Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

I was in the bank level down by the vault and had just staarted picking the lock when the ominous music starts. I finish picking the lock and look around, nothing.
I detonate the explosives and the gate starts opening.
Then the music gets louder and I turn around and around the corner comes two gaurds.

I quickly run from the bright light I was standing in into a dark corner and this is what I hear:

Gaurd 1- *looks at vault* Who turned this on?
Gaurd 2- I don't know.
Gaurd 1- Theres nothing here lets go.

They walk calmly away with the vault STILL WIDE OPEN!

Edit: And in real life night vision goggles dont glow so there is no point to the previous argument.

 

[-Z-]

In Assasin's Creed, if you finish the game, and replay an earlier level, you don't take damage for killing innocents...

Which made those guys that shove you pay.

Ahmen brotha lol

 

[Brok3n Halo]

FarCry:

I was lying in some tall grass and there was a group of 3 or 4 guys in the distance. I sniped most of them but missed one head-shot and got him in the chest not killing him. He ran over to what must have been a few feet from my position, then stopped and said "Whatever that was, I don't care!" and started walking back to his dead friends. That was one of the funniest moments in a game that I've ever played. I think I let him live and snuck past him after that little show.

 

[Pariah87]

Aliens vs Predator.

As the Predator most of the missions are spent going into stealth mode, creeping up behind a hapless marine and pulling his skull out through his arse. Seeing as the planet is swarming with xenomorphs and at later stages it's pretty obvious at least one Predator is wandering around, they are not particularly alert. Hiding for around 10 seconds after being spotted will get them to lose interest, even with the headless bodies of their comrades lying on the floor.

It didn't help that they only had around 5 phrases.

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

It'd be nice if just once, when I snipe one of a pair of guards in the head, the other guard would say "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!", then proceed to cower behind the nearest obstacle, clutching his knees to his chest as he rocks back and forth, quietly whispering to himself over and over again, "Fly me away, Lord, fly me far far away... fly me away, Lord, fly me far far away...".