Best One-Liners Ever!

[ThatLankyBastard]

Whats the best one liner you've ever heard?

I'm tied between 2...

(after shooting zombies arm off)
"He can no longer fight! He's been... DISARMED!" Richtofrein-Nazi Zombies
&
"Your Mother's a nice women but your Grandmother's a whore"...

 

[Sacman]

We had this thread just the other day...

OT: Take your pick...<.<
"Hail To the king, baby..."

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Anything by Zap Brannigan, ever.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

*Throws huge machete into some dude* "Stick Around." -Arnold in Predator.

 

[Horizontalvertigo]

Anything by Clint Eastwood ever:
"You know how sometimes you come across someone you just shouldn't have f***ed with? *spits* That's me." - Gran Torino

Sean Connery as Bond has some good one liners, they're cheesy and stupid but the delivery is awesome - "Shocking" - James Bond after eletrocuting a thug.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

"Hail To the king, baby..."

Have a bullet for free.

*Throws huge machete into some dude* "Stick Around." -Arnold in Predator.

Commando. The movie is almost entirely one-liners, with quite a few classics.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

 

[TeeBs]

"Oh thats a great idea Jordan, and while were at it all the adults can play russian roulette with a bullet in every chamber so everybody wins!"

 

[Nouw]

Yeah you know my response. Even look at my Custom Title!