Best (or favorite) excuse ever

[WIUtomato]

I just remembered this, and thought I'd throw it up here,

What is the the best, or at least your favorite excuse you ever heard (or used) when someone was not able to back up their trash talk with action?

Example: Some mates and I were on COD4, some guy joins the game, starts talking trash about our clan tag. After we throughly spanked he and his team's collective ass, we engaged in a little trashing of our own, to which he replied ?shhh-shut up! I was eatin' a pot pie!? and then he left. That little catch phrase still appears in our conversations... Got anything better?

 

[goatzilla8463]

One of my escuses is that I was making out.

No one can laugh at that.

 

[SharPhoe]

"...But they have a giant magnifying glass..."

It came from watching an episode of Batman: The Brave And The Bold with a friend of mine.

 

[Mockingjay]

'I'm a woman. leave me alone'

Everyone is very sexist where I come from, and usually they're so shocked I'm conforming to their point of view they forget what they were saying.

 

[Hoxton]

It wasn't me!!!!...Mr.Cop...

 

[Aura Guardian]

"My dog ate it."
Classic.

 

[mad_mick]

"you cant beat me becuse your a noob and you suck, u couldnt beat my granma and".... BOOM...KILL TASTIC, need i say more...

 

[PureChaos]

you're face

 

[Dale Cooper]

Missing work one day I used the excuse "I couldn't find my trousers" (pants for you American people.

When pulled up on in it I then said "By my trousers I mean all of them."

Idiots believed me as well, or atleast let me get away with it.

 

[Panzer_God]

Some dude kept saying that he was trying to play while his girlfirend kept trying to distract him. We called him out on it because 1) he sounded like a tenyearold and 2) who would play around their gf?