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mrbones228

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"Your just jealous because the voices only speak to me"
-my friend... don't know where he got it from.
 

direkiller

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mrbones228 said:
"Your just jealous because the voices only speak to me"
-my friend... don't know where he got it from.
its off a tee-shirt

"I have become the destroyer of worlds" Manhattan Project director quoting from Hindu scripture
 

mrhockey220

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some guy: "One time I lagged so bad it took me 15 minutes to respawn!"
other guy: "You call that lag? It took Jesus three days to respawn now that my friend is lag!"
 

magicman4443

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"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." - Churchill

"A man chooses, a slave obeys." Andrew Ryan, of course

A conversation between Winston Churchill and some woman
-"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee"
-"Mam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."

"I'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but I don't fight people who are unarmed." Churchill(again)
 

Berethond

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rekabdarb said:
"What is the difference between a slave and a man?" speech
A man chooses, a slave obeys.

"Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!" - Mel Gibson
 

Sion_Barzahd

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"If you die i'm not ressing you!" - A running joke that started with my friend running off to do something stupid on WoW. Its kinda stuck.

"You sir, are an idiot." - Another running joke.

"What a strange person" - Monty Python Quest for the holy grail

"Then he disappeared in a cloud of disbelief" - Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy.

"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth." - Tony Farelli