best random comeback?

[Chrissyluky]

what do you think the best RANDOM comeback is. in my definition of random i mean it has no relevance or very little relevance as to what they said and basically it will leave normal people saying "...what?". my personal favorite is one me and a close friend thought up while messing around playing a game. told him to hurry up in resident evil 5 and he just randomly bursts out "Are you calling me fat?!" idk maybe im weird but i find it pretty funny. either way discuss feel free to start a friendly comeback war.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

My friend was having insults hurled at him from the other end of a bus once and he managed to silence it all with a completely random "I touched your grandma".
I nearly wet myself laughing at it.

 

[Chrissyluky]

My friend was having insults hurled at him from the other end of a bus once and he managed to silence it all with a completely random "I touched your grandma".
I nearly wet myself laughing at it.

oh yeah? well your dad told me your mom and him are getting a divorce!

 

[Zallest]

I got one, Search Bar!

 

[Rathy]

Best one for me came back in the day when your mom comments could get to some people. A friend decides to tell someone "You mom's mom is you grandma" in a nice insulting tone, and got the other person angry at him until he pointed out what he'd said.

 

[Chrissyluky]

I got one, Search Bar!

may i now scream read the OP because this is random comebacks of any qauilty not the BEST ONES EVAR.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I got one, Search Bar!

may i now scream read the OP because this is random comebacks of any qauilty not the BEST ONES EVAR.

Read the title of you thread "Best Random Comeback?"

They're allowed to yell "Search Bar" at you.

 

[phatty500]

almost on topic but me and my freinds were playing halo3 custom games and were owning the other team when one of them left, so my freind yells out "thats right you leave i was about to wipe your ass" we all laughed pretty hard at him there

 

[Kilaknux]

Shouting match with a friend, I ran out of my stock of insults (We do this fairly frequently for fun). So, instead of conceeding defeat, I simply shouted, in my best booming voice, "SPOOOOOOOOOON!" He immediately cracked up.

 

[Castiel]

You should try a random saying like the one Dean Winchester (Jnsen Ackles) used in Supernatural. When a demon told him, "you think you are so awsome". then Dean replies " Nah I think its cause of my perky nipples.... ya thats it my perky nipples"

 

[Umberphoenix]

How is it a comeback if it's just random? If it leaves people speechless, you may have one the battle but not the war. Be sure that they're talking about you behind your back about how much of a spaz you are.

 

[effilctar]

Me and my brother manage to make sexual references to children's books in our comebacks. But seriously, what better ones are there than the good ol' classics "your mum" and "so's your face"

On a side note:

My friend was having insults hurled at him from the other end of a bus once and he managed to silence it all with a completely random "I touched your grandma".
I nearly wet myself laughing at it.

oh yeah? well your dad told me your mom and him are getting a divorce!

Simply not funny at all. You're trying too hard to be random. Try less, kid.

 

[Jark212]

"That's what she said"

If used it the right context...

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

When someone says something, I usually just go "You're a {insert whatever thing the person just said}" and usually they are telling me that I got a haircut or something so it leaves them pretty wierded out. I've stopped trying to determine whats meant to be and insult and what isn't.

Another fun thing is to annouce that your going to say things just for the purpose of "That's what she said" jokes, and just read off a list of slightly sexual phrases one after the other, and eventually people will get really annoyed at you after saying things like "Should I massage it or just yank it", and they wont make "that's what she said jokes" despite the marvelous window of opportunity.

 

[AvsJoe]

"Hey Joe, guess what?"
"You're pregnant?"

"Ugh, I had the worst day today..."
"You got pregnant?"

"You're not going to believe what Dylan said!"
"He apologized for knocking you up?"

I do this to my sister all the time. It pisses her off.

 

[thegamermn]

Just to list a few

"Talk to the left hand 'cause you ain't right!"

"Pickle you kumquat!"

And, my favourite "Monkey!" and then walk away before they can realise that it meant nothing

 

[Tomster595]

"I WAS FROZEN TODAY!"