Best song *Titles*

[Eleuthera]

I was just listening to my music collection on random, and this song came on:

Spoiler

Meine Freundin war im Koma und alles, was sie mir mitgebracht hat, war dieses lausige T-Shirt (My friend was in a coma and all she got me was this lousy T-shirt) by Wir Sind Helden, which is probably one of the best songtitles I've come across.

So, what's yours?

EDIT: spelling/typo

 

[repeating integers]

No, captcha, I will not kiss you. Sorry, but we were just never meant to be.

Anyway. "Parlier de la pluie et du beau temps" is probably my favourite song title, because it encapsulates what the song sounds like beautifully.

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[smithy_2045]

Attack of the 60FT Lesbian Octopus.


Beat that.

 

[Eddie the head]

Well there is Children of the Korn. And then there are songs like Don't Talk to Strangers that just give 5 year old's advice.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

We can breathe in space, they just don't want us to escape.


Stupid aliens. Not wanting us to escape and shizz.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Attack of the 60FT Lesbian Octopus.


Beat that.

The closest I can get is "You Will Be Reincarnated as an Imperial Space Attack Turtle"

 

[Dr Bodom]

I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, And Your Motorcycle. Austrian Death Machine at it's finest

 

[octafish]

Pffft. Country Music is where you want to look.

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.

She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore.

and

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.

 

[loc978]

Doesn't beat what's already here, but...

Spoiler: Vlork, Mighty Wielder Of Sheep!

Just as a bonus... like most songs by this band, if you stick out the insanely chaotic beginning, it gets hauntingly beautiful by the end. This woman's voice is incredible (and yes, she does all of the vocals).

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Spoiler

Underwater Bimbos From Outer Space

I didn't link the actual video... That's just a bit disturbing.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

It might due to me having to study mathematics while the temperature is roughly 2500 degrees celcius outside (which results in twice that amount in our stupid university library), but i find myself agreeing with the following title :

"Fuck School (Party Instead)"


Truly words to live by.

 

[Starik20X6]

I've always liked the title "Shotgun Kiss" from F-Zero GX. I just like the way it sounds, like Guns and Roses but cooler.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I'm Waving My Dick in the Wind by Ween


I think most men can agree on the significance of this title.

 

[smithy_2045]

Spoiler

Underwater Bimbos From Outer Space

I didn't link the actual video... That's just a bit disturbing.

Oooh, that's definitely a worthy competitor to the Attack of the 60FT Lesbian Octopus. But I still think the octopus is winning.

 

[Captain Pirate]

We can breathe in space, they just don't want us to escape.


Stupid aliens. Not wanting us to escape and shizz.

Attack of the 60FT Lesbian Octopus.


Beat that.

The two that I was initially going to suggest, suggested in the first 5 replies?
Faith in humanity = 2000%

OT: I have a few.
While I hate Asking Alexandria's first album, the song titles are rather epic.
"If You Can't Ride Two Horses At Once Get Out Of The Circus"
"I Used To Have A Best Friend, But He Gave Me An STD"

But my favourite, (other than the two quoted) has to be Fall Out Boy.
Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued.

Which begs the question, of course: Was this the original title, just for a joke, or did they actually have something that required changing and this was the alternative as a result, and if so, what was the original?

 

[CrashBang]

Every Time I Die have the finest song titles (and lyrics) of any band I know, such as...
INRIhab (about losing your faith)
Partying Is Such Sweet Sorrow (about alcoholism)
We'rewolf (also about alcoholism)
Romeo A Go-Go
Ebolarama

Others I love...
I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? - A Day To Remember
I'da Called You Woody, Joe - The Gaslight Anthem (dedicated to Joe Strummer)
Waves Crash, Clouds Roll - Defeater

I'm sure more will come to me.

EDIT:

Spoiler

Underwater Bimbos From Outer Space

I didn't link the actual video... That's just a bit disturbing.

Damn, got ETID ninja'd. Still, glad they've been mentioned twice now.

 

[Dwarfman]

How about, 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict' By Pink Floyd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzij4HF4wM

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

How about, 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict' By Pink Floyd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVzij4HF4wM

Ah you beat me to it.

Alright next one is; Acute schizophrenia paranoia blues by The Kinks