Best song to make someone leave the room

[hurfdurp]

Anything by Pretty Ricky.

 

[Ajna]

songs that when played will make people uncomfortable

The My Little Pony intro makes people uncomfortable. But it doesn't make manly men uncomfortable.

 

[Puzzlenaut]

Heavy Metal, because metal music is much more annoying and pathetic than even the cheesiest of pop songs, although this Rebecca Black thing thats come out is about as close as match as I've seen; that's just painful.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Try the following:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96RTBiS21dc
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rkXGikuNA

I wouldn't use anything I don't want to hear myself, so Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black etc are all out. Lastly, I would try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJJ94uw05KQ. This wouldn't make everybody run, but anybody who doesn't leave is somebody I want around anyway.

EDIT: Can anybody still find the song "my penis is evil" by the Greasy Moose? It's not on their Youtube page anymore or their site.

 

[Triaed]

Anything from the Bieber brat
We Canadians disown him and any knowledge of him.... We are sorry, world

 

[Giuglea]

kill your mother rape your dog..by dying fetus

 

[DSK-]

This. It'll give a normal person a headache in a minute flat.

 

[Verlander]

Anything by The Smiths

 

[The Stonker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

This.

 

[emeraldrafael]

That song they play at awards show to tell people to wrap it up, followed by a chorus of slow claps.

At least let the person feel accomplished when I embarrass them out of the room.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I immediately thought back the the Futurama episode "Luck of the Fryish."

"The Breakfast Club sound track... This should clear 'em out at the end of the reception..."


Futurama: A reference for any occasion.

 

[Dfskelleton]

Creative? Not really. Insanely efficient? Absolutely.

 

[tokae]

This
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kCzCXi0mpo

or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqVC0JAbYJI


Then your alone for aslong as you want to

 

[Archeopterix]

The Hamster Dance, looped until everyone is gome.

 

[Drakane]

Pretty much any song by this guy:


Go folk singer Charles Manson

Also: this looped

 

[Noatun]

A) Anything ever done by Glee.

B) Pachydermic metal:


Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

 

[Ftaghn To You Too]

Heavy Metal, because metal music is much more annoying and pathetic than even the cheesiest of pop songs, although this Rebecca Black thing thats come out is about as close as match as I've seen; that's just painful.

Boy, you be trollin' round these parts. Too many Escapists are metalheads to be able to post that without an "in my opinion" disclaimer. Not knocking your opinions, just saying.

OT: Parody Black/Death Metal. I'm looking at you. Anal ****. Or... This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZQebW6cI44

 

[The Wykydtron]

Not cuz it's bad, (it's awesome) but because i'd be to busy doing this

 

[DanDeFool]

Hehehe I can't Decide by Scissor Sisters, usualy with a creepy smile on your face.

I like this song, it reminds me of the time I first started watching Yahtzee. Where does the time go...

This is the ONLY song I think fits the topic.


If everyone doesn't leave the room, they will surely punch you in the balls (at least that's what the people in my social circle would do).

Wow... I kind of hate myself now.

I... find this song... tolerable.

It's like a zillion times worse if I have to watch Bieber singing it (I mean... just... his face... ugh...), but just listening to it... It's not too bad.

Maybe this means I have no taste, but I guess I should have realized as much when I enjoyed a Hatsune Miku song enough to put it on my MP3 player.

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How's that for a room clearer?

Incidentally, people are drawing comparisons between Bieber and Miku in the comments to that vid... huh...

Well, at least now I have a legitimate reason to kill myself. Goodbye, cruel and extremely stupid world!

 

[Gladiateher]

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=on+the+wings+of+love+jeffrey+osbourne&aq=1

yuck