Best TF2 Phrase

[ars731]

Heavy- Little cart won't push self!

Heavy- "What was that sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahaha!"

 

[Inconnu24]

"Oktoberfest!"

"I'm drunk. You don't have an excuse!"

 

[Darth Brownie]

medic : do you want a second opinion? You are also ugly!

 

[Aura Guardian]

All from this site
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/JerriBlank.aspx

 

[Headshot Gamer UK]

on seconds thoughts
"YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE!?!?"

classic

 

[Cartman2nd]

Standing next to the point does nussing, GET ON ZE POINT DUMKOPFS!

That cracks me up everytime (btw its Medic solocapping a point)

 

[Sib]

Maget.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Wave goodbye to yer head wanker!

Or from the Heavy.

YyyyATATATATATATATATATATATATA Kaboom... kaaaboom!

 

[sirdanrhodes]

"Thanks for standing still, wanker."

This, or maybe Wave goodbye to your head wanker."

 

[Armored Prayer]

Im supriseed no one has said this yet...

Medic!!!

 

[AplChild]

"I'm not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin. The difference being one is a job and the others mental sickness!" -Sniper
Meet The Sniper

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

"Say goodbye to your secret crap dumbass!"

I love the scout.

 

[silentsentinel]

One of the Sniper's domination quotes...

He yells something about a "Cornish bastard", I think... It's funny because he's usually quieter than all of the other classes...

 

[Teh Ty]

Say good bye to your kneecaps, chucklehead.

 

[Teh Ty]

Or: I broke your stupid crap, moron!

 

[xChevelle24]

Wait, wait, wait.

Do they only say these lines on the PC version, or do they say them for the xbox version as well?? These lines are gold! Pure gold!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Anything the Heavy says.

"WHO TOUCHED MAH GUN?!"

 

[RhusRadicans]

"If you order now, I offer a second beatin', absolutely free!"

"Oh, I'm burnin'! I'm-I'm burnin!"

"Is anyone even payin' attention to me?"

All of the scout's lines crack me up.

 

[Captain Pancake]

i like: "boink!"