best unskippable lines of 2009

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"'To thin out resistance. That's why I'm here.'
Also to stop accusations of racism. -Resient Evil 5

 

[CrashBang]

From the 'Dirge Of Cerberus' one: "...I'm watchin' you, moon!"
Or from the Quantum Of Solace one: "Should have been watching the rooooooooaaaaadd......."

 

[gigastrike]

NO! My favorite leg!

 

[TundraWolf]

My favorite one is definitely from the Quantum of Solace video.

"Hey, Graham?"
"Yeah?"
"What's that in the bottom corner there? Does that-- Does that say 'Press A to Skip'?"
"I think it does, yeah."
"... Awkward."

 

[lostclause]

"Surprise!
Additional surprise!
Further surprise!"

 

[Ren3004]

'Universities use proxy to stop students from logging onto Facebook.

Well, maybe they're trying to stop Mr. White from updating his status to "shot in right leg, being held at undisclosed location."'

 

[Danny Ocean]

I'm watching you, moon

 

[The Red Spy]

Is your footage like this? Try new steady cam today...
Final Fantasy: Dirge of Stairs...
Ah there's the moon!
He's just clicked on something there... Ohh a double click

 

[SantoUno]

Ohhh that's a jump you don't wanna misjudge.

Kill team? Why do they have a kill team!? Don't things usually come pre-killed team to a morgue?

Ahh, using the "Last boss of any Resident Evil game" strategy.

LOL that whole episode was full of in.

And finally?

"Would I disobey my own mother?"

Whoa, what , what, ohh, wooow.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

"Alright, who broke the moon? Dammit jerry, we only had one of those!"

"surprise! additional surprise! FURTHER SURPRISE!"

"(insert any quote from the onimusha 3 episode)"

"Perhaps the defishi code! hey, no puns the week."

"wait, they get guns but we get crossbo- ok, nevermind, im glad we have crossbows."

"I thought you would enjoy olive garden!"

 

[benbenthegamerman]

I know what this murderweapon needs, My fingerprints!

"what if i kill my son? then i kill you- touche!"