Best use of swearing in a song

[Seldon2639]

Jonathan Coulton, The First of May:

"Water's not cold, baby dip in your big toe;
Maybe you'll see me in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above.
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.
Fucking outside"

Maybe I'm just a huge fan of subverted rhyme, but the first time I heard the song, I just about died.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

The Team America theme song.

Aside from that song, I don't really care for swearing in my music.

 

[Hippobatman]

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!
motherfuckers!

-Killing In the Name by Rage Against the Machine-

Yup, that's the one right there.

 

[Siris]

'Move *****! Get out the way'

 

[Eleuthera]

"Drivers are rude
such attitudes
when i show my piece
complaints seize
something's odd
feel like I'm god
you stupid dumbshit goddamn ************"

-bad habit- the offspring

 

[kdragon1010]

"Drivers are rude
such attitudes
when i show my piece
complaints seize
something's odd
feel like I'm god
you stupid dumbshit goddamn ************"

-bad habit- the offspring

its: "complaints cease"

 

[Eleuthera]

its: "complaints cease"

Yes, that does make a bit more sense

 

[Kodlak]

Stupid MF - Mindless Self Indulgence

 

[The Eaten Cake]

I'm a fan of the D, so I have to say Tenacious D too.

 

[YukoValis]

Ænema by tool.
"I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down."

It makes more sense when you listen to it

 

[DMShade]

There's no swearing in this one, but how dirty it is relies totally on you.

I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio, By Monty Python.

*Random sound effects supplied by a string of five stars at all times*

I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new ***** song
It's not that it's *****, or ***** controversial
Just that some ***** words are awfully strong

You can't say ***** on the radio
or ***** or ***** or *****
You can't even say I'd like to ***** you someday
Unless you're a doctor with a very large *****

So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio,
I bet you they don't ***** dare program it
I bet you that ***** old program director
Will think it's a load of horse *****

 

[vulgarshudder]

The remix of Christian (SP?) Bale freaking out on the light guy.

It's somewhat NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48&eurl=http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/02/03/the-christian-bale-song/

THIS!!!

WHAT DON'T YOU F--KING UNDERSTAND. I'M GOING F--KING KICK YOUR F--KING ASS.

 

[NeonZombie]

Fuck nicole - The teenagers

 

[Jharry5]

My personal favourite is the opening to 'Football Season Is Over', by Bring Me The Horizon.
Warning: Explicit... (obviously).

Spoiler

Why the fuck can't I hail a taxi?
Arms out like a Nazi
Every ****'s driving by!

 

[J.B]

You Don't Know by Reel Big Fish.

Also known as "Fuck-Off".

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

More Time To Kill - Lamb of God from 1:30-1:45

"Fuuuuuck. Yooooour. Woooooorld. Uuuuuuup. GODDAMN!"

So powerful, so badass.

 

[Joselyn]

I love Seek and Destroy on Cunning Stunts, the MetallicA dvd,
when James sings : "Mother fuckin' runnin'....." instead of just "Runnin'"!!!!!!
So simple...yet, so effective....it gets the people goin'....!!!!!xD

Also,RATM...Killin' in the name of.... it's definitely one to "crank" when pissed off!

 

[Limos]

Vote or die Motherf*cker!
Motherf*cker Voter or die!

You gotta rock the vote or I'll stick a Knife through your eye

Democracy is founded on one simple rule
Get out there and vote or I will motherf*cking kill you!

 

[s0ap sudz]

None, sorry to be a lame-o.

 

[Zumwalah]

goinna hafta agree with the anything by tenacious d comments