best video game quotes

[Ranorak]

Raiden: "I am lightning the rain transformed" - From MGS4.

I don't get it, but it sounds cool! Could anyone explain?

Raiden is also the name of a Japanese Thundergod. also called Raijin

On Topic:
"Let them come, Frostmourne Hungers!"

 

[Stein Inge]

- "He´s impervious to bullets! And love!"
Random citizen of Lungfishopolis, Psychonauts

This made me laugh...

 

[Goody]

Also, in Assassins Creed 2. Ezio is talking to his mother about his hobbies. It's something along the lines of her telling Ezio to get out and take up a hobby and him saying, "I have hobbies" and her turning around and saying "Something without a vagina, Ezio."

I remember this exactly how it was said, so I figure I'll put it right for you:
Maria: "...you need to find an outlet"
Ezio: "I have plenty of outlets"
Maria: "I mean something besides vaginas"

(also I agree this is one of the best)

 

[Da Orky Man]

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
¯HK-47

How about HK-47 on love?

"Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120km away, using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose. Against statistically long odds"

 

[Da Orky Man]

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
Portal 2

You may have just convinced me to... look out for Portal 2 when it drops in price.

"No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning."
"Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The Scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system. not even beacons"

-Fleet Command upon the return to Kharak-

Saddest ever moment in gaming.

Hooray, another fan! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Homeworld-fans-group]

How can anyone who has played Homeworld NOT be a fan? Though there are a surprisingly small number of Homeworld fans about...

 

[Megadonphan]

"The cake is a lie!"
Portal

 

[james0192]

Well off the top of my head and because i've been playing a lot of fallout New Vegas recently:
"when I find you I'm gonna eat your spleen"
often said by the fiends as i'm sneaking around

 

[bulldogftw]

Need i say more?

 

[Pierce Graham]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

 

[OldKingClancy]

Dutch's final lines in Red Dead Redemption:
When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because they have to justify their wages.
Our time is passed, John.

 

[Durananrananrananran]

now bear my arctic blast!

 

[The War Waffle]

Some quotes from Dragon Age II between Varric and Isabela were pure gold:

* Isabela: Come to me, and I'll take you to places you've never been...
* Varric: Isabela... Are you talking to Bianca?
* Isabela: I think she deserves to feel a woman's touch on her trigger, don't you?
* Varric: Bianca responds to my touch. She'd never give it up for you.
* Isabela: That's what they always say, and I always prove them wrong.
* Varric: Stop it. You're confusing her. And me.

also

* Varric: Rivaini, stop looking at my chest. My eyes are up here.
* Isabela: But the chest hair...
* Varric: Do you know how much I suffer under your gaze? I am a person, not an object!
* Isabela: Uh, Varric?
* Varric: (Laughs) Just shitting you.

and of course

* Varric: I shit you not, Rivaini, it was this big.
* Isabela: There's no way. Impossible! I've had hundreds of those in my hands, and they're never that size.
* Varric: Would I lie about something so critical?
* Hawke: What are you two talking about?
* Varric: We're discussing knives, of course. Well, daggers, technically. I never remember the difference.
* Varric: Why? What did you think we were talking about?

 

[scorptatious]

Psychonauts is filled with awesome characters with awesome quotes:

An example being the stuff from the G-Men from The Milkman Conspiracy:

 

[chaosyoshimage]

"It is the Wind Fish in name only, for it is neither."
-Link's Awakening

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

I dunno if Falcon Punch counts but that's one of my favorites... although I think my absolute favorite is when the Demoman yells "There can be only one!" after you kill someone with the Eyelander.

 

[veratixx]

I'm going to pull your guts out through your halo!
-Darksiders

 

[Fleetfiend]

Despite myself, I love Bulletstorm. xD



Also...

"Listen to my story. This... may be our last chance."
~FFX

 

[Fleetfiend]

Need i say more?

I believe that video just changed my life.

 

[Saltyk]

"You've gotta be kidding me. How am I supposed to take down a Hel-LO!"
~Nathan Drake: Uncharted 2

This may not be word for word, but I remember him saying that on the train, after coming out of the tunnel. I especially remember it, because it was the second time Drake and I had said the same thing at the same time. And both had to do with a helicopter. Though, I said helicopter in the above instance.

 

[Apprentice88]

Pretty much every line from Killing Floor:


LODSEMONE!!! MUNEE MUNEE MUNNAEE!!!