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dietpeachsnapple

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Seems to be the weekend for it...

I have a friend separated from her boy after MANY years. She is presently drinking herself into oblivion, puking, getting banged by some drunk guy, or a combination of the above.
 

Jamienra

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Whelp said:
And there's still 2 weeks until Mass Effect 2 comes out...

Depression levels rising.
Gives you time to get your xbox fixed at least. It will also make ME2 much more awesome when you finally get it because its the first game you will have played in a while.
Also why dont you try working it out with your girlfriend? if not you should go out and meet people, you dont have your Xbox holding you down anymore :p
 

Whelp

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Levitas1234 said:
I only got high twice this weekend :( i think mine was worse than yours.
Damn. Sorry dude ;D

ColdStorage said:
unless she's a sex vixen, they are difficult to get over.
I know what you mean. No worries there however...

ColdStorage said:
Whelp, may I recomend some retail therapy, get a new haircut things like that... you know re invent yourself.
Cigarettes and beer will have to do, I'm kinda broke. But I bought KOTOR on Steam yesterday for a cool 8.99 Euros... The controls on the PC version are so much better... Not that I have a choice, remember my xbox *sniff*.
 

Whelp

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LordGarbageMan said:
Why don't you write crappy music about it?
I'm a drummer, never got the hang of writing actual songs...

dietpeachsnapple said:
She is presently drinking herself into oblivion, puking, getting banged by some drunk guy, or a combination of the above.
At least I got lucky on the last two three points...

Jamienra said:
Whelp said:
And there's still 2 weeks until Mass Effect 2 comes out...

Depression levels rising.
Gives you time to get your xbox fixed at least. It will also make ME2 much more awesome when you finally get it because its the first game you will have played in a while.
Bah, already pre-ordered the PC version anyway. PC's Not Dead!
 

Jay Cee

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Went Ice skating so decided to balance myself back into heterosexuality by having a party.

It's a bit arrogant to go into considerable detail about parties though.
 

AkJay

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I have no girlfriend or Xbox, so I can't really relate sooo.... stiff upper lip?
 

Whelp

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KillerMidget said:
Not the Xbox!

Just when things seemed to be picking up eh?
Nothing was picking up yet... it was more of a deathstroke. The dot on the i.
The decapitation after a botched attempt at seppuku. The... you get the idea. ;0)
 

Whelp

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CmRet said:
Also you'll find another person.
Oh yes, I definitely plan to fornicate with make other women very happy in the near future.

As soon as I'm sober again, that is...
 

The Last Nomad

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I don't know who you are but your avatar is one of the best bits of one of the best films of the 80's, so I'll try to cheer you up...

... think of it this way... It could be worse... You could have orginised a house party while your parents were away, you could have invited 100 people, over 200 could have showed up, every single one of them could have got drunk or done drugs, some of the ones you didn't invite could have started wrecking the place, lots more could have joined in, someone could have taken all the apliances out of your kitchen, someone could have smashed all the windows, someone could have stolen your car, someone could have ripped apart your furniture, someone could have filled your huge hottub with cement, your aunt could show up the next day with over 50grand worth of damage done, you could have been forced to move out of your house, your parents could have not wanted to live with you anymore and sent you to live with relatives...

sorry... I trailed off there...

What I'm trying to say is it could be worse...
you could have lost your playstation
 

danosaurus

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Whelp said:
And there's still 2 weeks until Mass Effect 2 comes out...

Depression levels rising.
Man up.
Right this moment there are kids half your age on the other side of the world stepping on landmines, dying of terminal illnesses and living in the streets and fighting just to get a meal.

It's all about perspective and yours is a life that many would kill for.