So I was at the grocery this morning, picking up some baby food and drain cleaner, when I happened to stroll down the magazine aisle. It was then that a brightly colored magazine headline caught my eye:
[HEADING=1]"BIEBER FEVER!"[/HEADING]It stated, with an almost ghoulish glee.
I was shocked.
What had he come down with? Acquired Talent Deficiency Syndrome? Maternalaria? Corey Feldman's Disease? The cause of the fever was not mentioned, nor the severity of Bieber's fever - but with his already delicate constitution, one can only assume the worst.
So, Escapists, I hope you're happy. Your insults, jeering, and overall negative energy has once again struck someone down with a force that approaches that of the July incident, wherein an astronomically unpredicted twilight solar eclipse crisped an unsuspecting Robert Pattinson's retinas.
Frankly, you people should be ashamed. I'd always thought you'd use your powers for good.
After all, he was just keeping it real...
[HEADING=1]"BIEBER FEVER!"[/HEADING]It stated, with an almost ghoulish glee.
I was shocked.
What had he come down with? Acquired Talent Deficiency Syndrome? Maternalaria? Corey Feldman's Disease? The cause of the fever was not mentioned, nor the severity of Bieber's fever - but with his already delicate constitution, one can only assume the worst.
So, Escapists, I hope you're happy. Your insults, jeering, and overall negative energy has once again struck someone down with a force that approaches that of the July incident, wherein an astronomically unpredicted twilight solar eclipse crisped an unsuspecting Robert Pattinson's retinas.
Frankly, you people should be ashamed. I'd always thought you'd use your powers for good.
After all, he was just keeping it real...
