Big Red Button

[CrysisMcGee]

I do not push it, because I have learned that it often involves C4.

Or a self-destruct sequence.

 

[Infernai]

I press it and the apocolypse occurs. Also, Sean Connery begins to narrate everything that i do.

 

[AvsJoe]

A trap door beneath me opens up and I fall to my doom.

Then I wake up and discover it was all a dream.

Then I wake up and discover my waking up was a dream. And my flashlight has been stolen.

 

[SextusMaximus]

When I push the button, Left 4 Dead 2 becomes the only multiplayer game and I can finally play with friends.

 

[Shapsters]

It doesn't end well because..

..In Soviet Russia, button press you -.-

Are all 2011 of your post Soviet Russia jokes?

And I wouldn't push the button, I am afraid of buttons! D:

 

[ThatTallGuy]

I get struck by lightning and, as a scientist, wonder if it happens every time.

Cookie for reference.

XKCD. Cookie please.

-Holds out hand.-

 

[Pegghead]

I feel the best way to express how I feel is in WEBCOMIC! Let the train of samey geeky mediocrity come into the station that is the internet!

 

[Babitz]

I push it. The world blows up. I rejoice despite my being blown up.

Great minds think alike. <3

 

[mip0]

I must have been ninja'd on this but IT'S A TRAP!

 

[Aunel]

the button turns into a bass.

(I want that button)

 

[nicholaxxx]

I press it, then run away.

 

[Raptorace18]

The full wtf boom starts to play and the world blows up at the crescendo.

 

[thepopeofatheism]

It gives you [i/]cancer[/i]

Not me.

[i/]You.[/i]

 

[reg42]

This looks a lot like a thread I made in forum games a while back.

Anyway

Postal 3 gets released.

 

[Sebenko]

Press that fucker. If they didn't want it pressed, they shouldn't have put it on the street.

 

[ottenni]

I don't press it, i bang my head into it repeatedly. HAHAHAHA!

 

[DrSunday]

I push it, and nothing happens, so I push it again thinking mabey it's broken, it still doesn't work, so I push.....Long story short I die of starvation pushing a button.

If someone else pushes the button however, I gain god-like powers, then go beat them for getting the button to work when I couldn't/wasn't there....I keep the powers once I'm done beating them, just in case they try again.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I am forced to watch this:

 

[USSR]

Are all 2011 of your post Soviet Russia jokes?

..maybe.

Nah, I kid. I post them occasionally.

More than usual lately. I've been somewhat bored.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Nothing happens, and I spend the rest of my life wondering what happened.