Big Red Button

[The Warden]

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I push it... and nothing happens.
Seriously, why would someone put a red button that does something in my way?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I'd probably not. I'd be a mixture of afraid and curious.

 

[Hobo Joe]

You push it. You go on with your life...5...10 years pass. Nothing. You meet a nice girl; she's fantastic, the love of your life; perfect in every way, such a great person. One night you're going to have sex for the first time. Then you realise she's a trap.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

A trapdoor opens and I fall into a pit of boiling gravy. Which is delicious. But then I die. But still...delicious.

 

[Daemascus]

Pie to the face.

 

[Mikaze]

I get struck by lightning and, as a scientist, wonder if it happens every time.

Cookie for reference.

XKCD. Cookie please.

-Holds out hand.-

There you go.

 

[ThatTallGuy]

I get struck by lightning and, as a scientist, wonder if it happens every time.

Cookie for reference.

XKCD. Cookie please.

-Holds out hand.-

There you go.

-Tips hat.- Thank you kindly.

 

[AvsJoe]

My Escapist avatar becomes Justin Bieber for 24 hours.

 

[Vinny Day]

Pie to the face.

better than pi to the face.
those numbers sting...