Biggest fail due to rushing

[teebeeohh]

I wanted to break with my girlfriend after taking her out for dinner one last time. Halfway through dinner i realized that i didn't have my keys and I expected my roommate to not be home until about 4 hours later and it was freezing. So i had to spend another 4 hours listening to that girl talk(her excessive talking being the reason i broke up)

 

[Drummodino]

Another key story. This was when I was 11 and had to catch a bus home from school. No one was home this day and wouldn't be for several hours so I decided to take my dog for a walk to the local deli. On the way it started to rain so I ran. My lovely dog decided to cut in front of me and I tripped over him, spraining my wrist on the curb. I returned home only to discover I was locked out. I was sitting outside for 3 - 4 hours with a fucking painful wrist and a very playful dog who I was very p***** off at.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

LEEROOOOOOOOY!!! JENKINNNNNNNNNS!!! =D

OT: I went camping sometime last year, and as I was pitching my tent, it started to rain. At this point, I thought "shit, better hurry", and proceeded to accidentally snap one of my poles in half. I then had to camp in a field for two weeks on the Yorkshire Moors, with a tent that had a broken pole held together with gaffa-tape =/ And the Yorkshire Moors are REALLY fucking windy...

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

when every i write my signature i always rush it and it comes out looking like Gay Pike or Gay P___

 

[Jon Shannow]

Over Christmas i was in a rush to pick up my brother from the train station and ended locking myself out of both my car and my house

 

[k-ossuburb]

I accidentally bought the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre instead of the original, I'm too lazy to return it.

 

[Karma168]

In winter when it's dark in the morning i've woken up at like 4, thought it was 7 and got up, showered and got dressed before noticing that it was still night. not a fun day that

 

[SkyeNeko]

yesterday i bought a pair of 20dollar earphones because i didnt search my bag thoroughly enough to find my pair (i would have died yesterday w/o my music =( ) and then later that day i lost 16dollars. total loss for the day was 36dollars T-T

 

[Saltyk]

Ahh hell. How about another key story.

A couple weeks back, I was a little behind schedule to go to work. Unfortunately, I couldn't find my car keys. Desperate I went and got my spare car keys (that don't have a key to my house), but figured that my roommate would be home when I got back, so I set the alarm and locked the bottom lock. I even sent him a text informing him of this. Being the Christmas holidays, I got off two hours early, and returned home, to find my front door locked. I had to call him, and found that he went out with a mutual friend as he didn't expect be back for another two hours. Luckily, they were only a few miles away, but it still sucked that I had wait outside even after taking precautions. It wouldn't have happened if I had my keys, which turned out to have been under my nose the entire time.

 

[LightningBanks]

I rush in MW2... big fail right there.

I end up doing that without realising, about an hour into playing. Then I wonder why I keep dying. whereas if you stand back and watch you catch so many people out.

 

[Jedoro]

Actually happened last night. I woke up two hours early, and I have two alarms: one to wake me up, another to let me know to leave soon for work. I heard the first one go off, but I thought it was the second one, so I got dressed and headed to work. I was almost there before realizing I was an hour early.

I never have any key problems, though; I keep a bobby pin in my wallet and a pocket knife with me, and I do know how to pick locks.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Walked into two friends having sex, despite the obvious indication that the room was "occupied".

Unfortunately, I really, really needed my passport that day.

I have done this more times than I would like to remember.

The best possible save in that situation is to just go in and get what you wanted anyway. Don't even try to sneak. Just barge on in like "WHOO WAHEY GET IN THERE just grabbing this WHOOO GO ON SON".
This may lose you friends but god damn are the looks you get funny.

Especially if you give them the thumbs up, a cheesy grin and say "GG" before leaving.

Better yet, trollface and "lol umad?"

That really gets em

The best way to go in and get what you want without having an awkward conversation where you cannot help but notice they're naked AND WHISLT STILL letting them know you really, really don't want to be there is to just block them out of your vision with one hand, search with the other whilst screaming incoherently in horror.