Billy Mays is Dead!

[Onyx Oblivion]

[HEADING=1]We know.[/HEADING]

I'm more upset that Billy is dead more than anyone else who has died recently.

Same here...

 

[megapenguinx]

I'm going to miss Billy. Seriously, it's sad that he had to go.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

We know....

And just incase you didn't know we know Michael Jackson is dead too, so please don't bring something up about that either.

 

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[Internet Kraken]

[HEADING=1]We know.[/HEADING]

I'm more upset that Billy is dead more than anyone else who has died recently.

Billy Mays acquired his fame by working hard and selling decent products. That's why I actually care about him.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

[HEADING=1]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/HEADING]

Why couldn't it have been the Shamwow guy!? TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I actually was devastated when I heard this news. He will live on in my heart.

 

[Flying-Emu]

Do we know what it was that killed him yet?

He was struck on the head during a 'rough' flight landing by a bag of luggage, so I'm assuming cerebral hemorrhage. Holy shit, I spelled that right.

 

[Flap Jack452]

[HEADING=1]We know.[/HEADING]

I'm more upset that Billy is dead more than anyone else who has died recently.

Billy Mays acquired his fame by working hard and selling decent products. That's why I actually care about him.

He worked his whole life to get to top, and when was really starting to become famous and well known he dies, which is cruel.

 

[A random person]

He's in heaven now, selling angels wings without that annoying chafe and tickling for only $19.99. I will miss him.

What is with this rash of celebrity death's right now? Who's going to leave us next?
*curls up into ball of fear*

 

[A random person]

[HEADING=1]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/HEADING]

Why couldn't it have been the Shamwow guy!? TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

Don't you get it,

Spoiler: Who's been killing off the celebrities lately.

he's the one who killed Billy Mays.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

[HEADING=1]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/HEADING]

Why couldn't it have been the Shamwow guy!? TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

Don't you get it,

Spoiler: Who's been killing off the celebrities lately.

he's the one who killed Billy Mays.

(To anyone who got that reference, thank you)

Seriously, I hate the Shamwow guy, there's somethin' wrong with him.

 

[Birras]

[HEADING=1]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO![/HEADING]

Why couldn't it have been the Shamwow guy!? TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

Don't you get it,

Spoiler: Who's been killing off the celebrities lately.

he's the one who killed Billy Mays.

Yes...yes, it all makes sense!

Mays died of pulmonary embolisim, something that can easily be dismissed as a health concern, but can be easily replicated!

Fawcett was planned ahead, to divert attention. He gave her rectal cancer in '06 and delivered the final blow in '09!

No offical causes of death have been released for McMahon or Jackson, but it was likely something that couldn't be considered foul play.

Luckily, noone knows my name or face! Haha!