Bionic Cat?!? What's Next?

[interspark]

I just read that thread about Oscar the cat who had his legs chopped off by a combine harvester and replaced with bionic legs, my first reaction was "will he use his bionic legs for good? or evil?!" shortly after i came up with "Bionic Cats!? What's Next? Laser Seagulls?!"

so that is the question im putting out to you today! Bionic cats, Whats Next?

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Obviously, Bionic Dogs and Mice. You have to do Experiments like these in Chain Of Command groups.

 

[Matt_LRR]

I just read that thread about Oscar the cat who had his legs chopped off by a combine harvester and replaced with bionic legs, my first reaction was "will he use his bionic legs for good? or evil?!" shortly after i came up with "Bionic Cats!? What's Next? Laser Seagulls?!"

so that is the question im putting out to you today! Bionic cats, Whats Next?

I'm, disappointed that his bionic legs didn't include rocket packs.

-m

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Psychic dogs, the logical next step.

 

[SuperNova221]

Bionic cocks.

 

[Tharwen]

Robot cats that somehow manage to look more aloof than real ones.

 

[Mr. Self Destruct]

organic dogs.

 

[Pandalisk]

So that the War remains balanced the Dogs will develop Bio weapons triggered by scratching posts.

See if this happened in Cats And Dogs, i would've actually enjoyed that movie.

 

[Brandon237]

Robot cats that somehow manage to look more aloof than real ones.

That.does not. compute.

If they had that power, they would have a horde of followers so large that it would look like Bast day in Egypt.

 

[Donbett1974]

Well there is the first human cyborg who lives in England. So anything is possible.

 

[interspark]

organic dogs.

as opposed to most dogs these days where theyre grown with so many insectisides and what not?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Bionc trees.

 

[Eggsnham]

Laser seagulls sound awesome, actually. So yes, laser seagulls.

 

[Dapsen]

Intelligent humans, DAAAYUMN! JK.

I'unno, frogs that breathe whipped cream?

 

[interspark]

Intelligent humans, DAAAYUMN! JK.

I'unno, frogs that breathe whipped cream?

out or in? all i can think of is frogs in lakes suffocating due to lack of whipped cream XD

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Pah, that's nothing.

In The Escapist Nation, we have remote controlled bears with the brains of tramps. Initially, we tried making radioactive bears, but they just got cancer.

 

[zombiesinc]

Bionic cocks.

I could definitely see this happening.

But I'm going to stick with laser seagulls, sounds like chaos.

 

[Dapsen]

Intelligent humans, DAAAYUMN! JK.

I'unno, frogs that breathe whipped cream?

out or in? all i can think of is frogs in lakes suffocating due to lack of whipped cream XD

Heh... They breathe it out, I suppose. Mass frog murder is no joke

Also, it would be awesome if a little girl found a frog, thinking it would turn into a prince if she kissed it, and it then breathed whipped cream onto her face xD

 

[MiserableOldGit]

Bionic? That's so seventies. Come back with a trionic dog and we'll talk...

 

[Mechsoap]

so why doesent people get bionic hands?