How did I know that Tali would be involved here?
Okay, okay I shouldn't be a smartass. It kind of goes without saying that she would be as the series's consistently popular female, I admit I even like her a bit. Still, of those three the only one who would really take my fancy would be Grunt, as out of all three he was my favorite.
That said, I'd still prefer Wrex over Grunt. And Ashley over Tali, and Garrus over Thane. But still, what's there is good stuff so I'll be nice and applaud some very well done artwork.
Still, has anyone else noticed that there have been a lot of announcements for Mass Effect Merchandise that haven't appeared in stores? Seriously, I have been planning to buy one of the Grunt figures from that promised collection of Mass Effect figurines and I haven't seen one anywhere in stores and it's been months.
If I can't find or access something that's supposedly mass produced then I kind of have to give up even the very thought that I'll ever even glimpse one of those lithos.
And when it comes to that, where's the next DLC? Or at least a confirmation that they are making one? Not to sound like I'm complaining here but Liara fans got a massive and hugely detailed piece of DLC coming their way, as for me who picked Ashley and chose to stick with her, nothing.
Same for the people who picked Kaiden.
No DLC, no announcement, barely any recognition whatsoever. It's really starting to get rather depressing really, I made my pick, was encouraged to stick with my pick and now watch everyone else who made a different pick get the better deal.
Guess what Bioware, shocking as it may be to accept I don't swoon at the very mention of Tali, nor do I drool for Miranda's ass and Liara did not appeal to me in Mass Effect 1. I shouldn't be treated like a second class citizen just because I didn't go for the most popular characters.
Some might say that any Ashley/Kaiden DLC would only serve as blatant fan service to ring money out of the customers into a huge messy pile in a shameless act of exploitation.... but frankly I kind of want to be exploited.
... okay, that was seriously off topic there.
To wrap up, they look nice, though they aren't the characters I'd want to see in lithos and odds are I won't be able to have them, even if I really desperately wanted them.