Birthday Woes

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DazZ.

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Get drunk.
I was in line for a club when I turned 18, im sure going out Saturday will be fine.
Town gets good around midnight. (Where I am anyway.)
 

similar.squirrel

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Welcome here. Get drunk and see a movie with explosions in it. Then procure some nice food and spend the rest of the evening playing something multiplayerish with friends. Turn your brain off, basically.
 

Nexus424

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avykins said:
Eh stupid annoying people, especially women seem to have this overwhelming urge to fuck me off and cause drama on my birthdays. So I have this tradition now.
As soon as it hits midnight I lock all the doors, close all the blinds, sign off any IM services, unplug the phone. You get the idea. I have no contact with anyone for the entire day.
Most of the time I just try to sleep the whole 24 hours.
So do that.
Oh I feel your pain on that one. I do the same thing. Best day of my life. What sucks is I can't do it all the time or my birthday would lose all meaning.
 

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thisnameistaken2 said:
welcome to the escapist

and paintballing or something like that
This, in fact...no, I will see you, and raise you. Indoor sky-diving. The most hilarious thing you will ever do.
 

Sark

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I think I have decided on go-karting. Which is really the only feasable thing on such short notice, then afterwards a general pissup. A close friend has a birthday shortly after mine, i.e. 3 days, and being 18 I have access to the sex shop to get him something embarrassing, any ideas?
 

Major_Sam

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I jump out of a massive cake in a bikini for all Escapee's birthdays. I'll be there.

Sark said:
I think I have decided on go-karting. Which is really the only feasable thing on such short notice, then afterwards a general pissup. A close friend has a birthday shortly after mine, i.e. 3 days, and being 18 I have access to the sex shop to get him something embarrassing, any ideas?
Fluffy handcuffs are a favourite. Or a blow up girl.
 

AngloDoom

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I have a tradition of getting reminded of my own birthday after forgetting it; well, a tradition stretching back the last two birthdays.


Sark said:
I think I have decided on go-karting. Which is really the only feasable thing on such short notice, then afterwards a general pissup. A close friend has a birthday shortly after mine, i.e. 3 days, and being 18 I have access to the sex shop to get him something embarrassing, any ideas?
An inflatable sheep, preferably with lipstick.
 

Sark

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I was thinking something more along the lines of a strap on or a fleshlight. Although the first would probably be hijacked by his girlfriend and I might be held accountable.
 

Hazy

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thisnameistaken2 said:
welcome to the escapist

and paintballing or something like that
This is actually a good idea.
Nothing says "Hey guys, I love ya!" Like shooting projectiles about 3 cm in diameter at them out of a high powered Paintball gun.
 

Sark

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xxhazyshadowsxx said:
thisnameistaken2 said:
welcome to the escapist

and paintballing or something like that
This is actually a good idea.
Nothing says "Hey guys, I love ya!" Like shooting projectiles about 3 cm in diameter at them out of a high powered Paintball gun.
Paintballing here in good due to all the bushy area, but its expensive and usually requires down payments.
 

thiosk

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In the US, 18 is a stupid birthday. But maybe its better down under. Or wherever the heck you are from. But savor it, you only get 9 more birthdays, because at 29 you officially become an old fogey.
 

Hazy

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thisnameistaken2 said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
thisnameistaken2 said:
welcome to the escapist

and paintballing or something like that
This is actually a good idea.
Nothing says "Hey guys, I love ya!" Like shooting projectiles about 3 cm in diameter at them out of a high powered Paintball gun.
again and again and some more for good measure
Doesen't hurt to throw a grenade or two for good measure either :D
 

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LooK iTz Jinjo said:
Go and get absolutely smashed off you're face (Cos yay you're finally legal). There is no other way to celebrate an 18th. Oh and make sure you find a girl to give you a birthday root :D
Is 18 the legal drinking age, erm...in some places? It's 21 where I'm from.
 

Sark

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ExaltedK9 said:
LooK iTz Jinjo said:
Go and get absolutely smashed off you're face (Cos yay you're finally legal). There is no other way to celebrate an 18th. Oh and make sure you find a girl to give you a birthday root :D
Is 18 the legal drinking age, erm...in some places? It's 21 where I'm from.
In Australia and most of the civilised world its 18. Some countries in Europe have a drinking age of 16 for lighter alcoholic drinks. Mostly though, drinking is legal on private premises, and here police don't really care about underage drinkers.
 

LooK iTz Jinjo

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Sark said:
ExaltedK9 said:
LooK iTz Jinjo said:
Go and get absolutely smashed off you're face (Cos yay you're finally legal). There is no other way to celebrate an 18th. Oh and make sure you find a girl to give you a birthday root :D
Is 18 the legal drinking age, erm...in some places? It's 21 where I'm from.
In Australia and most of the civilised world its 18. Some countries in Europe have a drinking age of 16 for lighter alcoholic drinks. Mostly though, drinking is legal on private premises, and here police don't really care about underage drinkers.
And for the record I checked his location before posting that, saw he was Australian and added it in. And being a fellow aussie, I know drinking is a "culture" here, and not getting smashed on your 18th is literally a crime! :D