BIRTHDAY!
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A bottle of soda is always nice. And is there anything on the TV? 
Sorry, but I'm so boring. I get my kicks in the every day life. And I never (last 10 or so ones) celebrate my birthdays.
Happy Birthday!
Sorry, but I'm so boring. I get my kicks in the every day life. And I never (last 10 or so ones) celebrate my birthdays.Happy Birthday!
There is only one thing to do.
Ice Cream.
And make sure it is better than this crap I currently have...
Happy Birthday.
Ice Cream.
And make sure it is better than this crap I currently have...
Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday!
It was my 18th on Saturday...
Wait a second! BRB going to pub.
As for what to do: eat cake and party!
It was my 18th on Saturday...
Wait a second! BRB going to pub
.As for what to do: eat cake and party!
Well you've got to do a yardie, that's for sure.
Happy Birthday mate, enjoy the fact that your nation's STUPID drinking age is no longer any of your concern.
Happy Birthday mate, enjoy the fact that your nation's STUPID drinking age is no longer any of your concern.
Huh, my mistake. May have come to that assumption after someone commented "If you're American..." up the top. I'm very easily thrown off it seems.Doitpow said:
Anyway, a yardie, (or yard glass,) is this:
So yeah, a yard of ale. And you must DRINK!
Don't throw up while drinking it, seriously. My sister's friend did that on his 21st four years ago and was forced to keep drinking... wasn't pretty.
Party!
Calumon: Volunteer for the Aperture Science Enrichment program. Every Year, the first Wednesday in May, is bring your daughter to work day. Unfortuanatly due to a Sulfur hexafluoride leak, The bring your son to work day has been cancelled. Please return your male offspring to their detention blocks.
Calumon: Volunteer for the Aperture Science Enrichment program. Every Year, the first Wednesday in May, is bring your daughter to work day. Unfortuanatly due to a Sulfur hexafluoride leak, The bring your son to work day has been cancelled. Please return your male offspring to their detention blocks.
I'd reccomend listening to "The Village Green Preservation Society" while speed-drinknig root beer with your best friend in a well-furnished entertainment lounge, possibly over a game of HALO or an LP of Mass Effect.
Alternatively, you can strip down to your undies, slather yourself in butter and ketchup, down two quarts of whiskey within three minutes of each other, and streak though the dorm while smacking everyone you meet with a large purple novelty...thing.
Alternatively-alternatively, you can do what I do: knock back a drink or two and imagine that somewhere, a famous person who was born on the same day as you is doing the same, silently lamenting their empty existence and wishing dearly for someone to acknowledge that they are one year closer to the grave.
That always makes me feel nice.
Alternatively, you can strip down to your undies, slather yourself in butter and ketchup, down two quarts of whiskey within three minutes of each other, and streak though the dorm while smacking everyone you meet with a large purple novelty...thing.
Alternatively-alternatively, you can do what I do: knock back a drink or two and imagine that somewhere, a famous person who was born on the same day as you is doing the same, silently lamenting their empty existence and wishing dearly for someone to acknowledge that they are one year closer to the grave.
That always makes me feel nice.
I actually have one in my house...The key is to spin it while you drink...Superior Mind said:Huh, my mistake. May have come to that assumption after someone commented "If you're American..." up the top. I'm very easily thrown off it seems.Doitpow said:
Anyway, a yardie, (or yard glass,) is this:
So yeah, a yard of ale. And you must DRINK!
Don't throw up while drinking it, seriously. My sister's friend did that on his 21st four years ago and was forced to keep drinking... wasn't pretty.
Congrats mate!Doitpow said:
I) don't know about England and such, but when you're 21 in Norway, you're old enough to buy 40%+ liquor, though it is 24563247867346785324653 times more expensive than any other country.
It's also Norway's "Birthday" today too.
[SUB]Yep, I like my home country, how did you guess?[/SUB]