Biscuits!

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Snippity Snip... **Makes Paper Snowflakes to make up for the winter he is missing**

The Auzzies I work with agree with you... They wrok a few doors down... I called them fools, and now we are all going to the cinema together on friday, to watch Sherlock Holmes 2... I'm not sure the relevance of that, but I am also not sure how that happened!

It's not your fault that you do not understand the concept of the Tea and Biscuits... I imagine it is what we deported your ancestors for in the first place... (Joke by the way... In the name of Banter...!)

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I don't like biscuits. I like donuts.

/another Canadian who doesn't like British cuisine

 

[Legendsmith]

Just stay away from Australia, he's a bad infleunce.

Spoiler: But but, we made some biscuits too, see?

ANZAC Biscuits.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Snippity Snip... **Makes Paper Snowflakes to make up for the winter he is missing**

I saw snow once as a nipper. Was fun for a few hours but I dunno how people put up with the stuff for more than a few days. I'd play fucking havoc with traditional Australian christmas attire of shorts and singlet, too.

The Auzzies I work with agree with you... They wrok a few doors down... I called them fools, and now we are all going to the cinema together on friday, to watch Sherlock Holmes 2... I'm not sure the relevance of that, but I am also not sure how that happened!

They're undecided as to whether to murder you or not so you're being given a chance prove your worth in a social gathering. Don't let them know you spelled 'Aussies' with 'z's - the UK may not be a big country like Australia is but shovels are still cheap.

It's not your fault that you do not understand the concept of the Tea and Biscuits...

I understand Tea and Biscuits I just don't practice it.

I imagine it is what we deported your ancestors for in the first place...

No, it was for refusing to drink their beer warm.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[Anthony Wells]

I HATE ALL OF YOU. WHY DID I CLICK THIS THREAD D: now im hungry for cookies (blasphemy on me!. actually i think im gonna start calling them biscuits sounds so much better) ugh..all this biscuit porn... my...poor...virgin..stomach..

 

[Weslebear]

And you've done it again, love these threads.

You should be knighted for your services in promoting the country good sir.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Circumcise... Wait, What!?

Sir... I lay my sword by my feet! You play well.. Thank you!

But alas until you learn that Tea is the nectar of the gods, and the best beer is served warm (Guinness, Badgers, Boddingtons, Worthingtons...) and even when you realise that Bruce and Sheila are actually slightly rediculous names, then this arguement is unwinnable... Its like trying to fit your golf clubs in a mini... You can try, but those babies are just not going to fit...! Completely pointless...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Biscuit porn.

The best kind of porn.

All that tea dunking is quite sexual isn't it.

It's so wrong, but feels so right.

Thanks to this I'm going to be best described as 'touch and go' for the rest of the day. It's a good job you didn't throw down chocolate hobnobs otherwise I might have just ruined these pants and trousers. Stick them in the fridge so the chocolate is hard and you've got yourself a gourmet meal.

Dipping a digestive or hobnob is really fucking risky, you could end up with a coffee full of crumbs that gather at the side until you wash the cup. You can't pour another cup until those little fuckers are gone. Better for the rookies to stick with a rich tea until they have the hang of it.

It really is risky.

I still think it requires several years of SAS training to perfect.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Its like trying to fit your golf clubs in a mini

Golf? Golf is a game for the middle classes to put on airs and pretend to be people of good breeding. They may as well tape the help's tupperware on themselves and play rugby in the American style for all it's fooling anyone.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

And then we had the most British sex ever.

Well, I hope for all involved that was better than it sounds.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Biscuit porn.

The best kind of porn.

All that tea dunking is quite sexual isn't it.

It's so wrong, but feels so right.

Dipping a digestive or hobnob is really fucking risky,

It really is risky.

I still think it requires several years of SAS training to perfect.

Talking of dunking and genunine busicit porn the best dunk that can be done, if done right, is the chocolate digestive in hot tea; Rapid dunk then consume the melted chocolate by licking it off. On a side not my girlfeind at the time once did this and i have never been so Hungry/Randy. I was all like "Me. You. Digestives. Bedroom. Now. ... maybe bring the tea i get thirsty"

And then we had the most British sex ever.

The End.

Carry on you magnificant bastard.

Godspeed.

 

[BringBackBuck]

Just stay away from Australia, he's a bad infleunce.

Spoiler: But but, we made some biscuits too, see?

ANZAC Biscuits.

Sorry chaps, quick dispute to settle amongst the outer colonies...

Let's not forget the NZ in ANZAC there bro.

You have laid claim to Phar Lap, Crowded House, Pavlova, Russel Crowe, and now you are after our ANZAC biscuits.

When will the madness end!

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I still think it requires several years of SAS training to perfect.

No, SAS training just teaches you to drain your cup regardless of what's been mixed in with your tea - soggy biscuit dregs, dirt, sand, salt, the finger Dave lost last week, uranium, a foetus...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Spoiler: Digestives are nothing compared to the HobNob

It is rather inherently dunkable.

You made me hungry again! I shall go and make myself a cup of tea and get my biscuits right now! But now I want jaffa cakes, I was given a huge tube of them for Christmas that had four packs inside of it, it was amazing.

I also have such a tube. It makes me happy. However, it should be noted that these tubes are highly inappropriate for impromptu swordfights with siblings, being somewhat weighty and having edges. Injuries will occur, and it's very hard to explain the bleeding afterwards.

On a semi-related note, I believe Pringles are also classified as cake for tax purposes.

 

[Robert Ewing]

I love tea and biscuits on account of being British, and it seems like a cultural duty to.

But I must say, cookies are damn good. The colonials got something right in their biscuit making, that's for sure.

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Its like trying to fit your golf clubs in a mini

Golf? Golf is a game for the middle classes to put on airs and pretend to be people of good breeding. They may as well tape the help's tupperware on themselves and play rugby in the American style for all it's fooling anyone.

Haha! Hey, at least we know the difference between Rugby, and Football, (the British one, of course) and don't resort to combining them into some weird hybrid! I mean really, Aussie Rules?? Rugby Posts with nets... And a Cricket pitch!?

And then we had the most British sex ever.

Well, I hope for all involved that was better than it sounds.

This... Entirely relevant! [www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcVkYD3o910]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler: Digestives are nothing compared to the HobNob

It is rather inherently dunkable.

You made me hungry again! I shall go and make myself a cup of tea and get my biscuits right now! But now I want jaffa cakes, I was given a huge tube of them for Christmas that had four packs inside of it, it was amazing.

I also have such a tube. It makes me happy. However, it should be noted that these tubes are highly inappropriate for impromptu swordfights with siblings, being somewhat weighty and having edges. Injuries will occur, and it's very hard to explain the bleeding afterwards.

On a semi-related note, I believe Pringles are also classified as cake for tax purposes.

I don't think they're classified as cake, but they're certainly not classified as crisps.

Crisps get taxed, but it turns out that something has to contain a certain amount of potato to be counted as a crisp. A requirement that Pringles do not meet.

 

[Thespian]

The only biscuit you mentioned there worth the tea it's dunked in is the Hob Nob. That is a glorious, versatile, enduring creation. Bourbons I suppose are all right.
As for the others - Pah! Pah, I say. They are nothing to the crumbly, chunky cookies of the United States. Digestives are only good for crushing and turning into a Cheesecake base, and even that could be better accomplished with some Graham Crackers.

And before you claim I'm biased, I'm Irish, so I get a nice mix of British and American goods, and by God, I cast my lot in with the good ol' cookie any day of the week. BISCUIT HEATHENS

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

and now you are after our ANZAC biscuits.

Yeah... except if current info is right, both the name (although applied to a different biscuit at the time) and the traditional rolled oat biscuit both originate in Australia... Kiwis just took the name and applied it to the rolled oat biscuit, which everyone agreed was a good idea.

A shared credit is the best offer you'll get on this.