Bizarre Love

[matnatz]

And I be in ur parlourz stealin your zilverwaer!!1

But we wouldn't care, because it'd all be made of painted wax anyway. Have fun trying to sell that to a fence.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

And I be in ur parlourz stealin your zilverwaer!!1

But we wouldn't care, because it'd all be made of painted wax anyway. Have fun trying to sell that to a fence.

I would make a killing in the novelty candle market!!!

 

[Toners]

I love people with accents especially scottish, irish, and/or english. I think helmets are sexy and I love that new plastic smell and Febreeze.

some people say i've got a bit of a posh english accent, but then I've got a part Reading/Devonshire/Brummy one so it's incredibly confused and as such just becomes typical english it's more noticeable since I spent most of my time in Wales though...
I guess my bizarre love is a girl's hips. Not necessarily the way they look, but seriously, forget every other part of her. If I'm snuggling up, it's the first place my hand always goes and generally remains there, gently caressing until other things happen. Mmmmm that curve is so nice ^.^, and better yet girls generally don't mind, 95% of the time, it's not awkward

 

[Agent Larkin]

And I be in ur parlourz stealin your zilverwaer!!1

But we wouldn't care, because it'd all be made of painted wax anyway. Have fun trying to sell that to a fence.

I would make a killing in the novelty candle market!!!

Hey I wouldnt mess around with the novelty candle market. Thats Yakuza territory.

 

[Gaderael]

I actually love the smell of cow manure. Seriously. I grew up around a couple of farms, and smelling it always reminds me of home whenever I'm away. Makes me comfortable.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

And I be in ur parlourz stealin your zilverwaer!!1

But we wouldn't care, because it'd all be made of painted wax anyway. Have fun trying to sell that to a fence.

I would make a killing in the novelty candle market!!!

Hey I wouldnt mess around with the novelty candle market. Thats Yakuza territory.

I always wanted to start a gang war!!

 

[matnatz]

Hey I wouldnt mess around with the novelty candle market.

Not unless you get the mafia on your side!

 

[Timotei]

Regrettably it is the "Fighting Irish" mythos. Were nice people when were not being in a battle or mock battle. But once we get rilled were absolute bastards. Hell we once invaded Canada on a whim.

Aren't all airsofters like that to some extent.

 

[Timotei]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vore

That's....um....I....

 

[Agent Larkin]

Regrettably it is the "Fighting Irish" mythos. Were nice people when were not being in a battle or mock battle. But once we get rilled were absolute bastards. Hell we once invaded Canada on a whim.

Aren't all airsofters like that to some extent.

Yes to some extent they are. But we have a national image of being fighters so we take it a bit more seriously. Unoffical games of Airsoft in this country are borderline crazy for gods sake. When your doing airsoft up the side of a mountain with a quarry and all you know you have crossed a line.

 

[Agent Larkin]

And I be in ur parlourz stealin your zilverwaer!!1

But we wouldn't care, because it'd all be made of painted wax anyway. Have fun trying to sell that to a fence.

I would make a killing in the novelty candle market!!!

Hey I wouldnt mess around with the novelty candle market. Thats Yakuza territory.

I always wanted to start a gang war!!

Well good luck then. Ill stick to pocketwatch stealing.

 

[Timotei]

Yes to some extent they are. But we have a national image of being fighters so we take it a bit more seriously. Unoffical games of Airsoft in this country are borderline crazy for gods sake. When your doing airsoft up the side of a mountain with a quarry and all you know you have crossed a line.

Are there "Tanks" invovled?

 

[Gaderael]

I actually love the smell of cow manure. Seriously. I grew up around a couple of farms, and smelling it always reminds me of home whenever I'm away. Makes me comfortable.

I still win.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vore

Yeah, I've seen that before. It's still not as weird as other fetishes, like tub girl style stuff. Blecch!

 

[Agent Larkin]

Yes to some extent they are. But we have a national image of being fighters so we take it a bit more seriously. Unoffical games of Airsoft in this country are borderline crazy for gods sake. When your doing airsoft up the side of a mountain with a quarry and all you know you have crossed a line.

Are there "Tanks" invovled?

Sometimes. Most of these people are military enthusiasts one of them owns a T-38. But it tends mostly to revolve around a combo of urban and guerilla warfare in the unoffical matches. The local guards hate it though as we never get caught.

 

[Koeryn]

I suppose my 'bizarre' loves are fairly common, especially among gamers.

I love guns and combat arts and tools of combat arts. From martial arts like Tae Kwon Do, Sambo, MCMAPP, Krav Maga, or Muay Thai (or any other), to tactics and movement, concealment, etc. I airsoft occasionally, usually with my brothers in my backyard (big backyard), and at the moment I'm 11 matches undefeated against them. =D

For the airsofters here:
WE Tech 1911 Tactical GBB (Has gas issues)
JG MP5A4 (my favorite, crazy accurate)
CA M15 Sportline (Not bad, prefer my MP5 though)
KJW M700 (Severe accuracy issues)

I like other things but I'll nevah tell! -evillaughter-

 

[Sigel]

I would find you dead sexy then-something about those accents just really does it for me. It's why I watch the BBC.

 

[Mr_spamamam]

the smell you get after it rains

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

My loves are generally only considered odd because they tend to be seen as 'guy things' and I'm a lady.

And perhaps my love of Asian horror films with exceeding gore and violence, which some people find distasteful.

I also have a love affair with anything written by Poe or Shakespeare, which can be seen as 'boring'. Morons.

 

[Zildjin81]

The smell of gasoline.

 

[Agent Larkin]

My loves are generally only considered odd because they tend to be seen as 'guy things' and I'm a lady.

And perhaps my love of Asian horror films with exceeding gore and violence, which some people find distasteful.

I also have a love affair with anything written by Poe or Shakespeare, which can be seen as 'boring'. Morons.

I usually find that if you can deliver Edmunds opening speech in King Lear with emotion in your voice it will impress anybody no matter how dense they are.