Bizarre/Random fact about yourself

[RanD00M]

Here
I am one of them. I'd rather not say who though...
If you don't belive me, fine, its better that way.

I am going to guess that you are Caramell Trooper.Because that's my favorite one.

 

[TheLaofKazi]

At the end of my first hour every day, people in the class will request that I try scream like a specific dying animal of their choosing. Sometimes it's a dying giraffe, or a dying lion, or a dying toad. I try my best.

I also break out into extended sessions of extreme beat boxing at random times.

 

[s0denone]

I sing.

I sing at night, recording myself.

I listen to myself singing, at night, and then record myself singing some more.
...
In my own defense, I do not at all sound bad, though!*

*Will happily provide evidence, provided you provide picture of your naked breasts.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I once had a pet scorpion, which we found in the sink.

 

[Spoonius]

I'm sure there's a Duke Nukem Forever joke hidden somewhere in that post.

Duke who?

XD

I live in possibly the most boring place in the world, i live in a small suburb to the east of melbourne australia, i honestly think that nothing interesting has ever happened to me. when i was three my step brother showed me DOOM 2 and GTA 1, my parents then banned all forms of toy guns and they hardly ever let me go outside to play with people in the neighbourhood so i grew up playing games, now my parents tell me i need to get out more. I listen to all kinds of music from Jazz to death metal. i recently noticed i always look away from people when i talk to them. i recently discovered that i am a deist (guess how i found out). I hate the french, arrogant people and people who act like they know stuff about games when they dont. i was born 40-20 years too late

Wow... we have a lot in common... excluding the jazz and death metal bit. And what's a "deist"?

My heart beats to a irregular rhythm.

Also:

Spoiler: Adult Content

I can postpone an orgasm indefinitely.

Crap, that must be painful (Both of them, but mostly the second)
My sense of humor is really odd, but I guess that's what the internet is for, so I'm not really that odd

Painful?



Nah, it's just that my heart throws in an extra beat. It doesn't actually affect my health in any way.

I sing.

I sing at night, recording myself.

I listen to myself singing, at night, and then record myself singing some more.
...
In my own defense, I do not at all sound bad, though!*

*Will happily provide evidence, provided you provide picture of your naked breasts.

Spoiler: WARNING: Nudity

 

[Se7enUpMustang]

I have an extreemly sensitive nose (the phrase i commonly use to describe it being "i can smell a fly fart in space" SHUTUP ITS FUNNY)

When i tell people i love my car and i feel as though they dont fully understand exactly how much i do, i make sure they see me kiss and or lick my car.

The only asain car that i like is the Genesis Coupe (for me thats bazarre as yahtzee actually likeing a halo game)


mushrooms take my teeth itch

i have insomnia which keeps me awake and i get migrains when i stay awake too long, and then i have a medicine for said migrains but one of the after effects is that it makes coke taste like wallpaper paste and shit covered grass clippings.


I sneeze when i get heartburn.

i like playing with power windows in cars

bending paperclips/staples turns me on

i dont shave, i take a wind proof lighter and burn my facial hair off

i have an unhealty obsession with bass testers

i eat chick fil a, 5 out of 7 days a week on average (number 1 no pickles and a sweet tea FTW!!!)

when im driving i randomly scream FUCK as loud as i can(when ppl are in the car with me its hilarious)

i hate chuck norris

i can touch this

and finnaly i have a secret shrine to yahtzee in my closet for he is the alpha and omega the start and the latter bit and something something something bible stuff bla bla bla

 

[Worgen]

Ive been hired and fired in the same day, this was by blizz and is the reason I hate them and will bad mouth them at any chance, what happened was I was hired by a temp agency to work for them but when I went in for training they said I didnt have a job since I had an interview with them a few months ago and didnt get hired and Im still pissed about that

 

[Mr. Gency]

I love stealth so much, I have snuck past people and sometimes even succeeded.

It's simple. Give a bizarre and/or random fact about yourself.

Personally, I don't like it when people can see my eyes. My eyes are a giveaway of my feelings and they make me feel like I'm an open book. I cut my long hair upon my girlfriend's pleading, but I realized too late I let myself be prey to the world. I basically feel mentally attacked when people look into my eyes.

Hey wanna have a staring contest?

 

[Mr. Gency]

And what's a "deist"?

That my friend is just a Google search away.

 

[Croix Sinistre]

...I have a prince albert

 

[madrick11]

For me it would be a tie between fidgeting with legos almost every time I play videogames, and being almost unnaturally nice to everyone. I just don't have it in me to be a douche.

 

[Jaebird]

Before owning a cell phone, the only other way I could tell time is by what was on TV. Dragon Ball Z? Must be 3:30 p.m. =)

 

[Gardenia]

I have a concave chest.
Watching TV is really really really really boring.

Hey! I have that too! It's called Pectus Excavatum [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum].
And TV is boring as fuck.
OT: I have never met a single interesting person who doesn't drink or do drugs.

 

[Argyshmargy]

I can laugh like woody woodpecker.

I have 1400 legit hours of TF2, and god knows how many hours on WoW.

Im a hippie with long hair.

I own nearly every game console made by nintendo.

I dream about one day becoming a Beaver Farmer.

 

[James Hueick]

I can suck my dick

 

[she_never_was]

I have 11 toes.
I'm extremely sensitive to caffeine in every way. I basically get drunk off of it. (Though I've never drank alcohol.)
I have a cat named Rasputin.
To express myself creatively, I work with my expanding collection of gore and special effects makeup.

 

[SenorToucan]

I'm awesome.

That is all

In all seriousness though, I am probably the youngest in the Escapist.

You're about 3 months older than me. Victoryyyyy!

Welcome to The Escapist! I'm proud to be your first quoted poster! (Right? Right?)

Yip

 

[A Raging Emo]

I can move my Eyes independently of one another. I would post pics, but it hurts when I do it for too long (and I'm lazy).